Going to start telling people that I have a podcast just to feel alive

"I have zero regrets" cool cool I have at least 37 from just this morning alone. We are not the same.

If everyone could stop asking me to leave a review for every single thing ever for the rest of time that would be pretty cool. Just saying.

How dare clothing stores update their styles regularly when I just want to repurchase the same exact sweater I bought seven years ago

My superpower is overthinking everything for as long as possible and still somehow proceeding to make the worst decision you could possibly imagine