CKM Guy
@makgato.bsky.social
Outsider. Always Tired. Entrepreneur. CKM Textiles. Fatshe Leno Dogg🇧🇼💙
I’m at the perfect age.
August 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m at the perfect age.
Old British men would love to hate Lewis but they can’t. His talent is unquestionable AND he’s British so they can only push these little side remarks. And none of them can confidently write him off cos they know what he’s capable of. You call him shit and next race he’s on the podium.
July 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Old British men would love to hate Lewis but they can’t. His talent is unquestionable AND he’s British so they can only push these little side remarks. And none of them can confidently write him off cos they know what he’s capable of. You call him shit and next race he’s on the podium.
On the Jetsons theme song George tries to give Jane a few cash notes, she ignores that and grabs his wallet with way more cash and dips. As a kid I was always fascinated by how George just moved on. This moment has shaped how I look at the relationship between men, women and money.
July 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
On the Jetsons theme song George tries to give Jane a few cash notes, she ignores that and grabs his wallet with way more cash and dips. As a kid I was always fascinated by how George just moved on. This moment has shaped how I look at the relationship between men, women and money.
Nah we need to start bullying kids of corrupt parents.
July 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Nah we need to start bullying kids of corrupt parents.
Struggling to shake off just how shit our morning radio is, yoh! Is Gabz a 100% talk station now? What age is Yarona targeting kante? Cos their content has me thinking their target is 8yrs and down. RB2 sounds like my niggas are at the freedom square with bad sound. I don’t even bother with Duma.
June 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Struggling to shake off just how shit our morning radio is, yoh! Is Gabz a 100% talk station now? What age is Yarona targeting kante? Cos their content has me thinking their target is 8yrs and down. RB2 sounds like my niggas are at the freedom square with bad sound. I don’t even bother with Duma.
Lack of humility is one of the biggest reasons guys who come from corporate to entrepreneurship struggle. The idea that you can push clients and suppliers around and that ‘everyone is wasting your time’ works only in corporate. In the streets you ask politely, you wait, you humble yourself🫰
June 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Lack of humility is one of the biggest reasons guys who come from corporate to entrepreneurship struggle. The idea that you can push clients and suppliers around and that ‘everyone is wasting your time’ works only in corporate. In the streets you ask politely, you wait, you humble yourself🫰
“Gangsters move in silence, nina machancer nia advertiser” K.Izooo
May 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
“Gangsters move in silence, nina machancer nia advertiser” K.Izooo
Back here after last night’s comedy show in the White House. 3million Afrikaneers in South Africa. Only 50 took up this dumb ass “refugee” plan. 50 out of 3 million😂😂😂yeah America has the dumbest president in the world right now, easily.
The Afrikaneers say they are being killed in South Africa. America says come over, we won’t kill you here. Afrikaneers say no, no, we are okay here, we were just being attention seeking alarmists. America looks like a dumbass.
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
May 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Back here after last night’s comedy show in the White House. 3million Afrikaneers in South Africa. Only 50 took up this dumb ass “refugee” plan. 50 out of 3 million😂😂😂yeah America has the dumbest president in the world right now, easily.
Coffee shop next to my office just shutdown. I remember when they opened I went in to grab a quick coffee. It took them 10 minutes to make although I was the only customer. Saw some nice looking muffins and thought, I’ll grab one of those too. She punches and hands me the slip.
May 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Coffee shop next to my office just shutdown. I remember when they opened I went in to grab a quick coffee. It took them 10 minutes to make although I was the only customer. Saw some nice looking muffins and thought, I’ll grab one of those too. She punches and hands me the slip.
Musically few things piss me off more than John Legend at the end of God’s Plan. Why Khaled. Why.
April 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Musically few things piss me off more than John Legend at the end of God’s Plan. Why Khaled. Why.
Usually when people hear about someone’s pregnancy they feel joy. Me on the other hand, I go “yikes, are you sure you wanna do that to yourself?!”
April 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Usually when people hear about someone’s pregnancy they feel joy. Me on the other hand, I go “yikes, are you sure you wanna do that to yourself?!”
I’m on holiday mode but I have no business being on holiday mode.
April 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m on holiday mode but I have no business being on holiday mode.
The new guys are eating se “it’s our time”. Shocking🙄
Told my boy instead of complaining he needs to put himself in position. Now is the easiest time if that’s your type of thing. They are still dizzy and excited. Me? I love my sleep and freedom way too much.
Told my boy instead of complaining he needs to put himself in position. Now is the easiest time if that’s your type of thing. They are still dizzy and excited. Me? I love my sleep and freedom way too much.
April 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The new guys are eating se “it’s our time”. Shocking🙄
Told my boy instead of complaining he needs to put himself in position. Now is the easiest time if that’s your type of thing. They are still dizzy and excited. Me? I love my sleep and freedom way too much.
Told my boy instead of complaining he needs to put himself in position. Now is the easiest time if that’s your type of thing. They are still dizzy and excited. Me? I love my sleep and freedom way too much.
There’s a lot of waiting, hoping, asking and asking again with entrepreneurship😅not today though. I’m tired. Ebile I’m going home🚮
March 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
There’s a lot of waiting, hoping, asking and asking again with entrepreneurship😅not today though. I’m tired. Ebile I’m going home🚮
Yeah I’m currently tapped out. Might switch off my phone this weekend.
March 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Yeah I’m currently tapped out. Might switch off my phone this weekend.
Lmaaaaoooo MSK discovered his uncle and my aunt are related, both in their 80s. His uncle told him he’s my distant uncle. This dude sends me the same message every other day. Just a “Stlogolo” and nothing else😭😂😂😂yo when I tell you this makes my day, every single time!
March 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Lmaaaaoooo MSK discovered his uncle and my aunt are related, both in their 80s. His uncle told him he’s my distant uncle. This dude sends me the same message every other day. Just a “Stlogolo” and nothing else😭😂😂😂yo when I tell you this makes my day, every single time!
Last year when I updated my glasses optometrist asked what my screen time was cos my eye sight was decaying at an insane rate. It was 10-11 hours average. A problem I had to work on. Cut that shit down to half🔥🔥
March 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Last year when I updated my glasses optometrist asked what my screen time was cos my eye sight was decaying at an insane rate. It was 10-11 hours average. A problem I had to work on. Cut that shit down to half🔥🔥
If you don’t buy it expensive you can buy a few of it.
Note to self: this is about cars.
Note to self: this is about cars.
March 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you don’t buy it expensive you can buy a few of it.
Note to self: this is about cars.
Note to self: this is about cars.
A washed driver took pole in the 2nd race of the season.
The GOAT.
The GOAT.
March 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A washed driver took pole in the 2nd race of the season.
The GOAT.
The GOAT.
Yeah as far as wives are concerned I hit the fucking lotto dogg. I didn’t even realize this until recently but I married up for real for real😂
March 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Yeah as far as wives are concerned I hit the fucking lotto dogg. I didn’t even realize this until recently but I married up for real for real😂
When the finance minister who is also VP (meaning he speaks directly for the president) comes out and solemnly says the country is broke, everyone is going to tighten up.
March 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When the finance minister who is also VP (meaning he speaks directly for the president) comes out and solemnly says the country is broke, everyone is going to tighten up.
Friend of mine runs a start up. She says because we are constantly tired we should introduce a 4 day work week. I laughed so hard😂her company is less than a year old. Soon she’ll be so hectic even 7 days a week won’t be enough. 4 days??!😂😂
March 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Friend of mine runs a start up. She says because we are constantly tired we should introduce a 4 day work week. I laughed so hard😂her company is less than a year old. Soon she’ll be so hectic even 7 days a week won’t be enough. 4 days??!😂😂
I’ve just watched an insanely satisfying video by Reason pulling up on these podcasters Birdman/Breakfast Club style. Oh what an amazing thing to watch. Cos these little kids have become waaaayy to comfortbale dogg.
March 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’ve just watched an insanely satisfying video by Reason pulling up on these podcasters Birdman/Breakfast Club style. Oh what an amazing thing to watch. Cos these little kids have become waaaayy to comfortbale dogg.
Crocs comfort is overrated.
March 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Crocs comfort is overrated.