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@makala.shakesess.fyi
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she/her
a little insane
✨𝟐𝟏+ ᴍᴅɴɪ✨
my whole heart ↯
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makala.shakesess.fyi
never give up on love. the love of my life couldn’t stand me 9 months ago, and now he’s obsessed with me 🙂‍↕️
a discord screenshot from 9months ago with a black background from a man named Jay (the love of my life) saying “I can’t fucking stand you“
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
makala.shakesess.fyi
new bot bio should probably come with trigger warnings because what is this
“I am here to look for friends and possibly a new dad. My current dad has drinking issues and beats me. I want to get adopted with my clown fish friend. Yes Im in US Msg me FREE: -insert link here- if you are serious”
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
makala.shakesess.fyi
well, yes

uquiz.com/quiz/isKumu/...
an image of a black cat wearing a suit of armor and a head piece that has a giant pink feather coming out it. there is a castle tower in the background and a pink sky. the text says “I’m soft and terrifying in equal measure” Warning Label Personality Quiz Result Warning: Sweet but Will Snap Like a Glow Stick You're cute. Kind. Helpful. Until you're not. People love your good vibes and soft aesthetic, but they forget glow sticks have to break to shine. You're the definition of "do no harm but take no crap," and if someone underestimates you, they better be prepared for a full TED Talk laced with sarcasm and unhealed childhood trauma. You're # emotionally educated and mildly dangerous. You'll be sweet, supportive, and soft right up until your final straw. You don't like conflict, but you will deliver a full monologue when necessary. Your power lies in unpredictability: people expect smiles, not emotional power punches. You're the hero of your story, just slightly feral.
August 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I’m bad at reading regularly and updating this, but I’d love to have more StoryGraph friends 🫶🏻
StoryGraph user: @makalaxdanielle A chart showing some of my reading stats is pictured - 1 day reading streak - I have read 29 books in total (within the last few years) - so far I’ve read 4 books this year
August 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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a screenshot of a tiktok. there is text on the screen that says “when you’re trying to be divine feminine but you just busted a nut 6 times and ate an entire family size bag of cool ranch doritos”
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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they’re so sick of being ignored that they’re creating group chats akhkhjhkhkl
New York State DMV scam in a group chat
July 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Me listening to my man talk about the things he's passionate about even though it makes no sense to me and I'm just happy he's happy @sarcastic.avo
July 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GREAT DAY my cat just clawed my fucking nipple
Mia Goth
June 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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sorry about my sorry tier but the texture is weird 😔
french fry tier list made with tiermaker it ranks from S to Never Tried
June 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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okay
someone with no picture by the name of needle dick rick liked my post
June 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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a woman with black hair in a black dress looking at a black crow. the text says: “you look drained" “I socialized”
June 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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cutieeee 🥦
BROCLYN BOUDREAUX (SHE/HER) LEGACY CHALLENGE Generation 1- BROCCOLI Color Dark Green Theme: Vegetables spend a lot of time outside staring at the sky. You notice the way sunlight filters through leaves. You hear how the wind sings. You watch the sky paint a picture every night at sunset. Nature is beautiful, and you want to capture it. You become an artist, and dedicate your life to honing your craft and sharing it with others. Aspiration Traits Career Lord/Lady of the Knits Creative Art Lover High Maintenance No formal career. Run small business selling crafted goods. Additional Rules Achieve a 5-Star Business Max the Wellness Skill Max 3 Artistic Skills of your choice (choose: painting, writing, photography, knitting, cross-stitching, pottery, tattooing, cooking/gourmet cooking, mixology, baking, DJ mixing, Rower arranging, juice fizzing, fabrication, piano, pipe organ, violin, or guitar) Credits: lilsimsie, alwaysimming, Risshella (art) Required Packs: Businesses & Hobbies, Spa Day, Nifty Knitting
June 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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not completely accurate but I’ll take it
米 Your aura is Silver. Silver: A silver aura symbolizes intuition, adaptability, and creative thinking. You are naturally in tune with your surroundings and can easily pick up on subtle energies. Your creativity shines in everything you do, whether it's through art, problem-solving, or communication. You possess a deep connection to your intuition and are often able to sense things before they happen. Silver represents your fluidity in life, adapting gracefully to whatever comes your way.
June 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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this isn’t totally accurate because depending on who measures me I’m sometimes 5’5.5” or 5’6.5 “ lol
heigh comparison chart. my icon is pink and it says I am 5’6 in feet, 167.64 in centimeters.
May 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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image of a sleepy magical person with text that says “experimenting with the fabric of time (napping without an alarm)”
May 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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blurry image of a cat talking into a microphone. the text says ‘people asking me “so tell me about yourself”’and the cat responds with “I like nap”
May 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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?? hmmm okay I like it
Violet from American Horror Story Maeve from Sex Education Ciri from The Witcher April from Parks and Rec
May 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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oh
May 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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HELLO
kitten in awe of Rina’s beauty and it’s surrounded by heart emojis
May 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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oh!
a chart of my attributes 74% stupid, 56% horny, 84% baby, 54% cursed, 3% clown, 82% feral
April 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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well… yeah
photo of magma uquiz result: magma - you’re a bit hot headed, but have a strong character. you don’t try to be someone else. you’re determined, ambitious, and a little stubborn, but people like that about you
April 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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my signature : Makala with a little heart
April 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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?!?!?!!?!
makala (me, again) is probably named brad but makes up for it by being hot
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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okay?
Makala (me) is completely confused 100% of the time but makes up for it by being crazy stupid laid-back & relaxed
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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the emoji placement here is so good
screenshot of @ifuckedyr.mom post
April 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM