Major Onions
@majoronions.bsky.social
RdSO at the University of Radical Feminist Praxis from Scranton, PA
6'8, 220lb
3 G, 2 A, 12YC.
Tweets authored by President Biden signed "JB"
6'8, 220lb
3 G, 2 A, 12YC.
Tweets authored by President Biden signed "JB"
I think post- DC Talk, before the Chris Tomlins of the world, Christian rock/rap had a pretty solid run. Lecrae, Switchfoot, Reliant K (come at me for that one bitches). Just some good stuff. If you don't respect it you simply don't know ball
That one Switchfoot album kinda fucks
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I think post- DC Talk, before the Chris Tomlins of the world, Christian rock/rap had a pretty solid run. Lecrae, Switchfoot, Reliant K (come at me for that one bitches). Just some good stuff. If you don't respect it you simply don't know ball
Get Lucky is such a divisive song. Not sure why. One of the best pieces of production of the 2000s
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Get Lucky is such a divisive song. Not sure why. One of the best pieces of production of the 2000s
That one Switchfoot album kinda fucks
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That one Switchfoot album kinda fucks
Rich Spirit is an S tier Kendrick song
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Rich Spirit is an S tier Kendrick song
Bonnaroo should book Skrillex
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bonnaroo should book Skrillex
Watching the decline of Virgil van Dijk in real-time is praxis
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Watching the decline of Virgil van Dijk in real-time is praxis
Thanks for your interest, but we will not be expanding our investigation into Taylor Swift for talking about Travis Kelce's penis. We do not engage with cultural slop in this White House. The Wiggles have more staying power
I have asked General Katy Perry to expand this investigation into Lorde
In light of Iran's recent retaliatory strikes on Israel, I've deputized General Katy Perry to lead United States Space force in identifying why Sabrina Carpenter is so horny
October 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Thanks for your interest, but we will not be expanding our investigation into Taylor Swift for talking about Travis Kelce's penis. We do not engage with cultural slop in this White House. The Wiggles have more staying power
This should've done numbers
It is not the Ravens year. I repeat. It is not the Ravens script. I've seen the script. I read all of... uh... the thing is... the thing is... listen fatso, if you... just... I'm sorry, Sydney Sweeney does not have great jeans.
September 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This should've done numbers
Does Rory support the reunification of Ireland? This deeply inform how I feel about him being heckled all day
September 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Does Rory support the reunification of Ireland? This deeply inform how I feel about him being heckled all day
The first high-Speed rail line in the U.S. being built between LA and Vegas is praxis
Brightline West is betting it can build the first true high-speed rail line in the U.S. But the company says costs are rising, despite its best efforts to keep them down.
High-speed train from California to Las Vegas tries to slow rising costs
Brightline West is betting it can build the first true high-speed rail line in the U.S. But the company says costs are rising, despite its best efforts to keep them down.
n.pr
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The first high-Speed rail line in the U.S. being built between LA and Vegas is praxis
It is not the Ravens year. I repeat. It is not the Ravens script. I've seen the script. I read all of... uh... the thing is... the thing is... listen fatso, if you... just... I'm sorry, Sydney Sweeney does not have great jeans.
September 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It is not the Ravens year. I repeat. It is not the Ravens script. I've seen the script. I read all of... uh... the thing is... the thing is... listen fatso, if you... just... I'm sorry, Sydney Sweeney does not have great jeans.
Neil Young, more like Neil Hung amiright fellas?
August 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Neil Young, more like Neil Hung amiright fellas?
As the first act of my second term, I plan on issuing an executive order to bring back the choco taco
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
As the first act of my second term, I plan on issuing an executive order to bring back the choco taco
Closest bar with TouchTunes is 8.3 mi away 😔
July 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Closest bar with TouchTunes is 8.3 mi away 😔
Fuck, marry, kill myself
July 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fuck, marry, kill myself
Hotter than Satan's scrotum down here good lord
July 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hotter than Satan's scrotum down here good lord
I think the Democrats should nominate Bill Hader to run for president
July 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think the Democrats should nominate Bill Hader to run for president
Make NASCAR great again
July 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Make NASCAR great again
Everytime Alcaraz shouts "Vamos" I feel it in my fucking soul
July 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Everytime Alcaraz shouts "Vamos" I feel it in my fucking soul
Tyler releasing an album of a bunch of previously unreleased fan favorites going to be his biggest album in a long time
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tyler releasing an album of a bunch of previously unreleased fan favorites going to be his biggest album in a long time
Got a corona and far too many touch tunes credits
July 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Got a corona and far too many touch tunes credits
Zohran Mamdani missing from the Nathan's Hot Dog competition is a campaign miss
July 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Zohran Mamdani missing from the Nathan's Hot Dog competition is a campaign miss
This Jota story is just horrifically sad. Nothing else to say about it
July 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This Jota story is just horrifically sad. Nothing else to say about it