MajorMabel
@majormabel.bsky.social
Iran now controls the weather, I guess?
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Iran now controls the weather, I guess?
They're known to be the Ayatolla's 2nd most hated rock band just behind Stryper. Bravo!
Next, learn all of "The Yellow and Black Attack."
Next, learn all of "The Yellow and Black Attack."
June 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
They're known to be the Ayatolla's 2nd most hated rock band just behind Stryper. Bravo!
Next, learn all of "The Yellow and Black Attack."
Next, learn all of "The Yellow and Black Attack."
Plus, this time, royalty is involved. Wheeeeee!
June 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Plus, this time, royalty is involved. Wheeeeee!
An ass womb? You mean you have TWO??? 🫨
June 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
An ass womb? You mean you have TWO??? 🫨
Or being near something as delicious as a pierogi. It'll just collapse.
June 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Or being near something as delicious as a pierogi. It'll just collapse.
I'm surprised it can even survive the hills of Pittsburgh!
June 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm surprised it can even survive the hills of Pittsburgh!
DENTAL PLAN!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
DENTAL PLAN!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
DENTAL PLAN!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
June 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
DENTAL PLAN!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
DENTAL PLAN!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
DENTAL PLAN!
TRUMPY NEEDS BRACES!
I just got a paper subscription for my birthday and am eagerly awaiting my first issue! Keep up the great work!
April 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I just got a paper subscription for my birthday and am eagerly awaiting my first issue! Keep up the great work!
I'll be a pelican!
a pelican is swimming in a pond with a wild logo on the bottom
ALT: a pelican is swimming in a pond with a wild logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'll be a pelican!
Yeah, you know who else is big on self sufficiency? North Korea! How's that going for them?
April 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yeah, you know who else is big on self sufficiency? North Korea! How's that going for them?
Hopefully, Trump got brain surgery?
April 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hopefully, Trump got brain surgery?
I'm not much of a swearer myself, but "street slang"? Maybe if we're on the streets in 1920...
April 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm not much of a swearer myself, but "street slang"? Maybe if we're on the streets in 1920...
To be fair, he DOES have the perfect screengrab for it...
April 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
To be fair, he DOES have the perfect screengrab for it...
Or Vance may just be a puppet. That's what Putin did for a few years with Medvedev.
March 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Or Vance may just be a puppet. That's what Putin did for a few years with Medvedev.
A test you utterly failed.
March 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A test you utterly failed.
I'll save all my yelling for Ben.
January 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'll save all my yelling for Ben.
Having both you and @dgcomedy.bsky.social riffing on it would be great. If that's not possible, color commentary is definitely wanted. 😀
December 23, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Having both you and @dgcomedy.bsky.social riffing on it would be great. If that's not possible, color commentary is definitely wanted. 😀
I'm still betting on AIM to make a comeback. 😜
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I'm still betting on AIM to make a comeback. 😜
14 year old half Maine Coon Mabel!
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
14 year old half Maine Coon Mabel!