MajorGaff
@majorgaff.bsky.social
I hate racists. We’re all just humans.
I agree that the real problem isn’t the relationship of clock time to “Sun time”, it’s society forcing compliance with an arbitrary standard. We must free ourselves of our time clock overlords! Every woman for herself!
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I agree that the real problem isn’t the relationship of clock time to “Sun time”, it’s society forcing compliance with an arbitrary standard. We must free ourselves of our time clock overlords! Every woman for herself!
Refuse to be a DST victim, show the man no one tells you how to live and set your clock to whatever time you want! 😄
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Refuse to be a DST victim, show the man no one tells you how to live and set your clock to whatever time you want! 😄
I hate when it gets dark by 5pm. I love DST and look forward to “springing forward” for 8 months on March 8, 2026. And contrary to the junk science Standard Time true believers trot out twice a year, in no way does DST damage my health.
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hate when it gets dark by 5pm. I love DST and look forward to “springing forward” for 8 months on March 8, 2026. And contrary to the junk science Standard Time true believers trot out twice a year, in no way does DST damage my health.
I was referring to the whole Trump MAGA cartel of thieves traitors liars and selfish sycophantic butt licking pricks.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was referring to the whole Trump MAGA cartel of thieves traitors liars and selfish sycophantic butt licking pricks.
Ok.
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ok.
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
Fred Trump lived to 93.
(File under: Don’t bum me out)
This just in: Food implicated in food poisoning; MAGA voters advised to stop eating.
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This just in: Food implicated in food poisoning; MAGA voters advised to stop eating.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I’ll bite. The oceans have millions of tons of plastic waste floating around killing sea creatures in horrific ways. When do you figure humans will get around handling the lifecycle and decommissioning of plastic?
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’ll bite. The oceans have millions of tons of plastic waste floating around killing sea creatures in horrific ways. When do you figure humans will get around handling the lifecycle and decommissioning of plastic?
Amazingly this ventriloquist dummy’s face isn’t nearly as creepy as Mike Johnson’s.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Amazingly this ventriloquist dummy’s face isn’t nearly as creepy as Mike Johnson’s.
“MAGA gets its reward”
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“MAGA gets its reward”
I guess no one informed this useless grifter that “red” states generally have lower median incomes which leads to a lower standard of living regardless of marginal regional fluctuations in inflation rates.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I guess no one informed this useless grifter that “red” states generally have lower median incomes which leads to a lower standard of living regardless of marginal regional fluctuations in inflation rates.
I counter with, No AI generated image is natural phenomenon.
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I counter with, No AI generated image is natural phenomenon.
Oops, right: Daylight saving, not savings! Thanks for the correction.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oops, right: Daylight saving, not savings! Thanks for the correction.
Fair enough, I’ve had a long day and it just struck me as funny to say that daylight time is a dumb idea that nobody likes. 😄
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fair enough, I’ve had a long day and it just struck me as funny to say that daylight time is a dumb idea that nobody likes. 😄
Assuming you meant to say “daylight savings time”, unless you’re a vampire and just object to daylight. 😄
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Assuming you meant to say “daylight savings time”, unless you’re a vampire and just object to daylight. 😄
I looked through all 98 comments (so far) hoping to see “The Girl with All the Gifts”. It’s my favorite zombie movie by far. The plot is fantastic, the first 20 minutes make me cry, and I end up rooting for the… let’s call it “change” to avoid giving away the plot.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I looked through all 98 comments (so far) hoping to see “The Girl with All the Gifts”. It’s my favorite zombie movie by far. The plot is fantastic, the first 20 minutes make me cry, and I end up rooting for the… let’s call it “change” to avoid giving away the plot.
“I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.”
― Helen Keller
― Helen Keller
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.”
― Helen Keller
― Helen Keller
Threw* The fucking word is threw. I find it hard to believe that the original author also used the wrong spelling.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Threw* The fucking word is threw. I find it hard to believe that the original author also used the wrong spelling.
Ban religious indoctrination of children for the same reasons —it wastes their time while rotting their brains.
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ban religious indoctrination of children for the same reasons —it wastes their time while rotting their brains.
Sweden manages to have health care, child care, and 5 weeks vacation with a population of 10.7 million. Hey Michigan (10.3 million), Illinois (12.7 million), Georgia (11.2 million), and certainly California (40 million) get your shit together damnit!
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sweden manages to have health care, child care, and 5 weeks vacation with a population of 10.7 million. Hey Michigan (10.3 million), Illinois (12.7 million), Georgia (11.2 million), and certainly California (40 million) get your shit together damnit!
There once was a man who said fuck
Whenever he was down on his luck
When mildly mad
Or suddenly sad
He didn’t hold back, he yelled FUCK!
Whenever he was down on his luck
When mildly mad
Or suddenly sad
He didn’t hold back, he yelled FUCK!
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There once was a man who said fuck
Whenever he was down on his luck
When mildly mad
Or suddenly sad
He didn’t hold back, he yelled FUCK!
Whenever he was down on his luck
When mildly mad
Or suddenly sad
He didn’t hold back, he yelled FUCK!
My favorite analogy for understanding the odds of winning the Mega Millions or Powerball lottery is that you’d have to pick the right square foot to stand on in a bit over Ten square miles.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My favorite analogy for understanding the odds of winning the Mega Millions or Powerball lottery is that you’d have to pick the right square foot to stand on in a bit over Ten square miles.