Major Dumbell
@majordumbell.bsky.social
Nearing late 20’s punk rock nerd with some voice acting credibility, I guess. (He/Him)
I know, right? Just say you’ve never had sex.
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I know, right? Just say you’ve never had sex.
I would, but all my contacts are on Threads, so bippy bippy go boo.
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I would, but all my contacts are on Threads, so bippy bippy go boo.
Fuckin’ coward.
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fuckin’ coward.
Tried buying with Apple Pay, declined.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Tried buying with Apple Pay, declined.
We were fucking robbed, I tell you. Especially as someone who fucking loves that trainwreck.
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
We were fucking robbed, I tell you. Especially as someone who fucking loves that trainwreck.
Jelly jelly donuts. Jelly jelly donuts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Jelly jelly donuts. Jelly jelly donuts.
Jealous that she stole your Mangle job.
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Jealous that she stole your Mangle job.
That was Awkwafina, you fucking liar.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
That was Awkwafina, you fucking liar.
how does the shrapnel that’s in tony stark’s chest continue to move towards his organs/heart
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
how does the shrapnel that’s in tony stark’s chest continue to move towards his organs/heart
I keep forgetting to shave where most humans should shave and well, it feels funny st first, but y’know what?
You feel like a different and clean person after.
You feel like a different and clean person after.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I keep forgetting to shave where most humans should shave and well, it feels funny st first, but y’know what?
You feel like a different and clean person after.
You feel like a different and clean person after.
Yup, why bother talking to the peeps that send you moneys for exclusive content when you can explouate greenhouse gasses and reduce water supply just to say, “sorry I don’t have that kind of content.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Yup, why bother talking to the peeps that send you moneys for exclusive content when you can explouate greenhouse gasses and reduce water supply just to say, “sorry I don’t have that kind of content.”
And yeh, sex work is always gonna be a buzz, especially nowadays because the world seems to be leaning towards a “healthy Christian future” when half the shit those dumbasses do are condemned by the Bible.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
And yeh, sex work is always gonna be a buzz, especially nowadays because the world seems to be leaning towards a “healthy Christian future” when half the shit those dumbasses do are condemned by the Bible.
Guess it depends on who the subscriber reaches because from what I read? Sometimes, it AIN’T the person they subscribed to. I don’t know tho, I could be HORRIBLY wrong. I know you wouldn’t pull that, but some probs do because of a busy life and such.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Guess it depends on who the subscriber reaches because from what I read? Sometimes, it AIN’T the person they subscribed to. I don’t know tho, I could be HORRIBLY wrong. I know you wouldn’t pull that, but some probs do because of a busy life and such.
I mean, it’s still Edgar Wright.
Which means it’s film of the year 2025, no contest.
Which means it’s film of the year 2025, no contest.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean, it’s still Edgar Wright.
Which means it’s film of the year 2025, no contest.
Which means it’s film of the year 2025, no contest.
You should pull a mutiny if they pay sucks.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You should pull a mutiny if they pay sucks.
Not gonna make any jokes about why your nail is brown…
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Not gonna make any jokes about why your nail is brown…
no thank you
i dont like white people
i dont like white people
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
no thank you
i dont like white people
i dont like white people
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP THE SKELETONS, NOT ENCOURAGE THEM.
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP THE SKELETONS, NOT ENCOURAGE THEM.
This world fucking sucks.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This world fucking sucks.