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majordbagg.bsky.social
@majordbagg.bsky.social
UPS driver, gamer 🎮, sports fan, love a good comedian 🎤, music lover, every once in a while guitar player🎸, owner of the goodest boy Monty 🐕, and, as I’ve been told, an all around nice guy.
Ordered takeout from my favorite Mexican place tonight. While waiting for my order I was perusing the business cards next to the register. This card was among them. First time I’ve seen it. Fuck this administration.

#FuckICE
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Is that an AT-AT in front of a Ferris wheel? ! No, it’s my neighbors three mailboxes in front of a decorative wagon wheel. #starwars
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
September 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So my girlfriend texted me this tonight.
August 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Can someone show Trump this, please?! #Trump
August 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I was in Philly today and ended up driving past Independence Hall. It struck me, as I drove by, that our Founding Fathers have to be turning over in their graves with what is happening in the U.S. right now.
August 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
August 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: “Hey, wake up, I gotta pee.”

Monty: “No.”
August 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Help my Bluesky peeps!! While walking my dog I came across this little guy. He obviously fell out of his nest and I’m trying to figure out what to do. But until I’m able to call someone, is there anything else I should do besides keeping him warm and giving him water/food? #birds
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Anyone else seeing this?!
June 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
May 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My best buddy. Always stays with me until I go to bed. Even when my girlfriend calls for him to come to bed, he won’t. #dogs
April 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Always by my side. #dogs
April 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I have a small basket near my front door, where I throw my wallet and keys when I get home. Over time, things have been added. A Chapstick here and a lighter there, maybe some hand sanitizer. But, is this a normal amount of open lip balms to have in said basket? I don’t even know how they got there.
March 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Spot on!!
March 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m 51. These lyrics hit REALLY hard now. #PinkFloyd
March 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
February 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
February 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
From the book “History’s Greatest Lies” by William Weir. Nero didn’t fiddle while Rome burned. (The fiddle didn’t exist yet)
January 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“C’mon grandpa, you can spare one little carrot. Pweeze!!”

Narrator: Grandpa did in fact, have one carrot to spare. #dogs
December 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
You get what you vote for!! We told you so!!
December 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Switched up the album wall art today. First time in a long time! #music
December 14, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Really Amazon? Soliciting for tips? This is after a supervisor riding with our driver tried to pressure my gf into tipping them. Now they’re leaving notes asking for tips? I’m a UPS driver. During the Xmas season we get tips from time to time, which we truly appreciate. We would NEVER solicit tips.
December 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM