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Major Clanger
@majorclanger.bsky.social
Cat minion, collector of Lego / old calculators / cake moulds. Baker, middle-aged weightlifter and convert to gardening. Has a growing assortment of Master's degrees including electronics, law and forensics.
Indeed yes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
John Cage would have approved. #NewGlenn #EscaPADE #BlueOrigin
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Deconstructed Ship of Theseus.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
T Ocellus from #AlienEarth - as a pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I am not feeding our coffee beans through this delinquent fluffball. She is mad enough without caffeine.
October 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Over on Threads and I think we’ve discovered RFK’s secret sock-puppet account.
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
On a visit to Bodnant Gardens in Wales recently I noticed several swallows flying to and from nests in the eaves. I used the rapid shooting burst mode on my Canon R7 to get a dozen or so photos and then stacked and merged them in Adobe Lightroom to get a composite showing the birds' flight paths.
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Private Eye is going to have to come up with a lot of little speech bubbles for its cover next week.
October 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ahem! As an adoptive Brummie I am obliged to point to Perrott's Folly and Edgbaston Waterworks Tower, standing close together not far from where JRRT spend some of his youth.
September 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I am absolutely loving how well the set designers are paying homage to the original 1979 work of Cobb and others.

I think I may actually have punched the air in delight at the close-up of the keyboard for MUTHUR.
September 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Indeed so. Mrs Clanger's squash patch has produced this, which looks like it should be one of those adverts reminding men to check down there for uneven size or lumps.
September 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
“I am not a number, I am a pint of stout!”
August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I believe this one actually won an award.
August 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The Flying Scotsman, crossing the River Severn at the Victoria Bridge this morning while on its visit to the Severn Valley Railway.
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In case anyone is wondering how the UK is doing 50 years into metrication, this router bit is specified in a mixture of inches and millimetres, with the width being quoted as the mm equivalent of 9/16 of an inch.
July 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Our echinops are pretty much a buffet for bees and butterflies.
July 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“I apologise for the slightly crumpled state of my skeleton argument and authorities but my cat thought I had printed them out for her to lie on.”
July 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Things I learned today: that Adidas invented the levitated pit smart soccer ball.
July 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
They've gone Full Gerry Anderson.
June 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Live updates from SpaceX Starbase Texas.
June 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
One of Taura’s eyebrow whiskers is sticking up and it looks like she’s trying to tune in to VHF.
June 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Mrs Clanger: Can we do a quick trip to the garden centre after work?
June 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
On the way back from an errand to Worcester this morning Mrs Clanger and I found ourselves behind a car sporting this.
Yes, a giant pink wind-up key.
June 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The Equal Treatment Bench Book (the guide for judges and magistrates in England and Wales regarding equality and discrimination) has just been updated. Here is one of the changes in the section on Trans people in court.
May 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM