Daisy
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Geez, you really can't take a joke, can you? | 22 | NSFW: @daisystrashpit.bsky.social | 🏳️⚧️ she/they 🏳️⚧️ | majorasdaisy.carrd.co
I’ll take “things that will never happen” for $500, Alex.
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I’ll take “things that will never happen” for $500, Alex.
We love Doe regardless.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
We love Doe regardless.
PUBLIC HANGING OF ELON MUSK 🤞
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
PUBLIC HANGING OF ELON MUSK 🤞
Shifting the blame. The 1%’s favorite hobby.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Shifting the blame. The 1%’s favorite hobby.
“I don’t like Kermit’s new voice act-” Matt isn’t in a VO booth recording his lines. He’s actually on set, often in cramped and tight spaces, performing Kermit in real time.
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
“I don’t like Kermit’s new voice act-” Matt isn’t in a VO booth recording his lines. He’s actually on set, often in cramped and tight spaces, performing Kermit in real time.
Yeah, no, I actually puked in my mouth reading some of the stuff that got released.
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Yeah, no, I actually puked in my mouth reading some of the stuff that got released.
When my sister was little, she used to tell us she was the ruler of Japan in a previous life.
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
When my sister was little, she used to tell us she was the ruler of Japan in a previous life.
Snake Dille kind of 👀
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Snake Dille kind of 👀
Dille, this is extremely disrespectful to Robbie.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Dille, this is extremely disrespectful to Robbie.
Not to mention that whole incident when he brought Elon Musk on stage and said “The boos are coming from the poor seats.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Not to mention that whole incident when he brought Elon Musk on stage and said “The boos are coming from the poor seats.”
Dave Chapelle for me honestly. To quit your own show because you think white people are taking your jokes about your own race the wrong way, only to come back and pander to that same audience again but with trans people as the “joke” is extremely disappointing.
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Dave Chapelle for me honestly. To quit your own show because you think white people are taking your jokes about your own race the wrong way, only to come back and pander to that same audience again but with trans people as the “joke” is extremely disappointing.