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anna the mayo queen🥚👑
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lives on mayo and kebab • awful fujo • shitposter • currently #captiveprince: writing lamen, head full of nikanguste 💙✨
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Time flies by fast when you are having fun. Here, grab a promised teaser of chapter 3 of Enslaved (a whooping almost 15k one), coming this Friday.
#caprisky
//Woop choosing teasers is way too hard gah//
"You really aren't a slave, are you." I’m not, he wanted to say, for God knows which time since he arrived in Akielos. I’m not, he wanted to yell at the top of his lungs until someone in Vere would hear, just one supporter who hasn’t yet betrayed him. I’m not, he wanted to scream until it became the reality once more. Instinctively, Laurent reached up to touch his collar. It was bothering him less than at the beginning, now the press of it to his skin not much different than the one of his tightly laced high collars in Arles. They were choking him, too. "I suppose that as of yesterday, I am."
January 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I promised a teaser, soo... here, grab a very exasperated Nikandros ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they don't pay him enough fr

Chapter 2 of Enslaved coming on Christmas 🎄✨

#caprisky
“Kingsmeet! Serving there is the greatest honor an Akielon man can be granted.” “It is indeed,” Nikandros confirmed. “I had served there years ago myself, and it had been a true blessing, and my father’s greatest joy.” “Is there anything like this in Vere?” An attempt at a pleasant conversation wasn’t something he had expected from Nikandros’ bannerman, but indeed, the first thing Pallas had spoken had been a question, as far as Laurent could see, with no malicious undertones. Judging by Erasmus’ reaction to it, pleasant conversations with slaves in general must have been an exception to the rule, so it was all the more baffling. And perplexing it would remain, if not for the very telling way Pallas tried to keep prolonged eye contact with him, only to then break it and replace it with occasional glances, albeit no less heated. Ah. Another one with the hots for blonds. Of course. Seemed like his Kemptian genes had equipped him with true kryptonite for Akielons, no chamomile and bleach required – and that he wasn’t the only one who had noticed it. “Oh for Gods’ sake,” Nikandros mumbled, massaging the bridge of his nose in irritation. “Has everyone around these parts lost their mind, or– that’s it. I am done. Pallas, we are going.” “Kyros–” “This wasn’t a request. This was an order.”
December 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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It's been a long time coming

Reverse #lamen AU exploring how a single divergence – Laurent forced into slavery instead of being the prince – could radically transform the original narrative

Read @ ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/612533...

#caprisky #captiveprince #110kalreadywritten #300kintended
Fic cover. Damen dancing with Laurent, dressed as a slave. They are sword fighting. Laurent is angry, and Laurent enamoured.
December 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
majonezanna.bsky.social
Together we would have the ultimate tea drinking experience
A kingdom or this tea - a packet of captive prince tea made by Danmejki
October 21, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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XD lmfao
Scammer's message, saying to send money to him instead LOL
October 9, 2024 at 10:17 AM
majonezanna.bsky.social
#captiveprince Continuing on my map obsession – I thought of getting some prints of the capriworld map, with added locations, and gold foil – likely 15x21 cm size (5.91x8 in) to put in a frame, at the cost of shipping and production (shouldn't be more than €12)
Anyone interested? Hit me in DMs
captive prince map
October 6, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Modern AU in which Damen hits on Auguste in the gym, Auguste gives him an up and down and pulls out the straight card, but drags his gay little brother to the gym the very next morning. #captiveprince
Tweet that goes: Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes 'oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She'll be here tomorrow, same time.'
September 29, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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CAPRI BOT IS BRAZILLIAN, that explains a lot. Come to bluesky, capri bot 😭😭 #captiveprince
Capribot's tweet that reads: Guys... I know we disappeared but... we are Brazilians!😭
September 19, 2024 at 5:44 AM
majonezanna.bsky.social
holy shit the very POSSIBILITY is making me so excited
IG stories of BookAddiction - Pacat might possibly write exclusive content for their edition of capri if they have time, and BA will bring it up again soon to see if it's still a possibility
September 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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BookAddiction's AMA rn is giving me life. ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS #captiveprince
Screenshot from BookAddiction's stories on instagram. Someone asked whether we will get an answer for Laurent's hair length, since Pacat is very involved in artwork for their special edition of capri.
September 18, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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well then. I thought I was VERY late to the party and it seems it wasn't as bad as I thought LOL
Im the 6.795.712 user on bluesky
September 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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I love bluesky homepage because.
Bluesky homepage, two tweets (?) in order, one reading "just tried coffee for the first time in many years. still bad" and the other "having two cups of coffee this morning cause *gestures*"
September 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM