JMPanz
@majmpanz.bsky.social
Mom to 4 great humans⚾️JerseyGirl so I don’t know how to pump gas. You don’t have to follow me, my kids won’t follow me to the damn car.
This sounds so similar.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
This sounds so similar.
It’s so hard. I’m dealing with one of my college aged boys who is angry about divorce, sold childhood home & dad ran away to NC. On top of all that, he had major surgery on his right shoulder which means he cannot play baseball this season. “Who am I without baseball?” He’s pissed. He’s mad at me.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
It’s so hard. I’m dealing with one of my college aged boys who is angry about divorce, sold childhood home & dad ran away to NC. On top of all that, he had major surgery on his right shoulder which means he cannot play baseball this season. “Who am I without baseball?” He’s pissed. He’s mad at me.
Right over the bridge in South Jersey, and I love this guy.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Right over the bridge in South Jersey, and I love this guy.
Hey @jonathancapehart.bsky.social, when I heard we got the green light to eat FULL FAT yogurt
a man in a silver leotard is dancing on a stage
ALT: a man in a silver leotard is dancing on a stage
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January 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Hey @jonathancapehart.bsky.social, when I heard we got the green light to eat FULL FAT yogurt
I hope he ends up in the most freezing spot in hell, as he sits and spins on a dirty fork for all eternity. While watching videos of his wife happily banging hot men on a continuous loop.
Until then, I pray he has a painful urinary tract infection for the rest of his life.
Until then, I pray he has a painful urinary tract infection for the rest of his life.
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I hope he ends up in the most freezing spot in hell, as he sits and spins on a dirty fork for all eternity. While watching videos of his wife happily banging hot men on a continuous loop.
Until then, I pray he has a painful urinary tract infection for the rest of his life.
Until then, I pray he has a painful urinary tract infection for the rest of his life.
#WokeJepparty because werds are like hard.
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
#WokeJepparty because werds are like hard.
You would have my vote, just sayin.
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
You would have my vote, just sayin.
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7/Portland has reclaimed the frog as a symbol of its resistance to Trump’s efforts to militarize the city. Perhaps women should claim the glamorous, sassy Muppet Miss Piggy, a known diva with a fierce karate chop, as their own symbol
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
7/Portland has reclaimed the frog as a symbol of its resistance to Trump’s efforts to militarize the city. Perhaps women should claim the glamorous, sassy Muppet Miss Piggy, a known diva with a fierce karate chop, as their own symbol
