Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾
@majiman.bsky.social
I'm a super-being from Planet Rhodhon who's come to earth to make content for you!
I play games and such. Any game you can think of.
Here's where else you can find me: https://allmylinks.com/majimanvt
I play games and such. Any game you can think of.
Here's where else you can find me: https://allmylinks.com/majimanvt
Many guys don't wash anything full stop more than once weekly, don't wipe their asses cuz they think its gay
Dirty balls is entry level
Dirty balls is entry level
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Many guys don't wash anything full stop more than once weekly, don't wipe their asses cuz they think its gay
Dirty balls is entry level
Dirty balls is entry level
I can't wait to see the finished product 👏 I reckon you'll be a great streamer as well.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I can't wait to see the finished product 👏 I reckon you'll be a great streamer as well.
Here in the UK, everyone skulls are apparently five inches thick because they're loving it. Its February and I feel like I'm overdressing
One of my biggest pet peeves ever is hot weather. It genuinely enrages me. I'm in a minority. I wanna wear my overcoat and heavy boots more
One of my biggest pet peeves ever is hot weather. It genuinely enrages me. I'm in a minority. I wanna wear my overcoat and heavy boots more
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Here in the UK, everyone skulls are apparently five inches thick because they're loving it. Its February and I feel like I'm overdressing
One of my biggest pet peeves ever is hot weather. It genuinely enrages me. I'm in a minority. I wanna wear my overcoat and heavy boots more
One of my biggest pet peeves ever is hot weather. It genuinely enrages me. I'm in a minority. I wanna wear my overcoat and heavy boots more
Keep it like that. Do the same to your arms and you'll be Dugtrio's final form
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Keep it like that. Do the same to your arms and you'll be Dugtrio's final form
Do you ever think that the age of convenience is a little... TOO convenient?
At least they did you the favour of blocking you. As a guy with the patience of a falling anvil, apparently, impatient customers are the worst anyway (plus its probably not legit to begin with)
At least they did you the favour of blocking you. As a guy with the patience of a falling anvil, apparently, impatient customers are the worst anyway (plus its probably not legit to begin with)
February 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Do you ever think that the age of convenience is a little... TOO convenient?
At least they did you the favour of blocking you. As a guy with the patience of a falling anvil, apparently, impatient customers are the worst anyway (plus its probably not legit to begin with)
At least they did you the favour of blocking you. As a guy with the patience of a falling anvil, apparently, impatient customers are the worst anyway (plus its probably not legit to begin with)
One exotic bird can't change a lightbulb, but Toucan
My nieces, nephews and younger cousins don't like talking to me
My nieces, nephews and younger cousins don't like talking to me
February 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
One exotic bird can't change a lightbulb, but Toucan
My nieces, nephews and younger cousins don't like talking to me
My nieces, nephews and younger cousins don't like talking to me
I used to be a coach, and I have literally told clients to buy a Ring Fit before. Anything that you can do at home, I HIGHLY recommend
There's a million and one things I could tell you, but I'm just gonna tell you the most important one... keep at it, and take good care of yourself!
There's a million and one things I could tell you, but I'm just gonna tell you the most important one... keep at it, and take good care of yourself!
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I used to be a coach, and I have literally told clients to buy a Ring Fit before. Anything that you can do at home, I HIGHLY recommend
There's a million and one things I could tell you, but I'm just gonna tell you the most important one... keep at it, and take good care of yourself!
There's a million and one things I could tell you, but I'm just gonna tell you the most important one... keep at it, and take good care of yourself!
Most of the 20-something year old guys I know think they can beat a bear in a fight
Also you look like one of those cows from when people would give them whey cuz it stank, then saw them getting hench and thought "wait a minute... I wanna try that"
Also you look like one of those cows from when people would give them whey cuz it stank, then saw them getting hench and thought "wait a minute... I wanna try that"
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Most of the 20-something year old guys I know think they can beat a bear in a fight
Also you look like one of those cows from when people would give them whey cuz it stank, then saw them getting hench and thought "wait a minute... I wanna try that"
Also you look like one of those cows from when people would give them whey cuz it stank, then saw them getting hench and thought "wait a minute... I wanna try that"
Most tech CEOs raise their kids tech free
Ask yourself why
Ask yourself why
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Most tech CEOs raise their kids tech free
Ask yourself why
Ask yourself why
If her shelf don't look like this, I'm leaving forever
If I wanted a shelf with a plate that says "live, laugh, love" on it, I'd go to a retirement home and pour hot sauce in my eyes
These shelves are like fine art
If I wanted a shelf with a plate that says "live, laugh, love" on it, I'd go to a retirement home and pour hot sauce in my eyes
These shelves are like fine art
February 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If her shelf don't look like this, I'm leaving forever
If I wanted a shelf with a plate that says "live, laugh, love" on it, I'd go to a retirement home and pour hot sauce in my eyes
These shelves are like fine art
If I wanted a shelf with a plate that says "live, laugh, love" on it, I'd go to a retirement home and pour hot sauce in my eyes
These shelves are like fine art
I have that problem too, except for me, the fact that Coke feels as if its been carbonated in the vaccum of space kinda ruins the flavour for me. My favourite drink in that genre is Pepsi Max Lime, cuz you can actually taste it through the bubbles
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I have that problem too, except for me, the fact that Coke feels as if its been carbonated in the vaccum of space kinda ruins the flavour for me. My favourite drink in that genre is Pepsi Max Lime, cuz you can actually taste it through the bubbles
Girls like that, to me, are what the likes of Ariana Grande< the Kardashians, etc etc are to your average, run of the mill, Fast-And-Furious-Is-The-Only-Media-Their-Brains-Recognize-As-Films dudebros
If she ain't like that, I don't want her. Nerds are objectively the best, no argument
If she ain't like that, I don't want her. Nerds are objectively the best, no argument
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Girls like that, to me, are what the likes of Ariana Grande< the Kardashians, etc etc are to your average, run of the mill, Fast-And-Furious-Is-The-Only-Media-Their-Brains-Recognize-As-Films dudebros
If she ain't like that, I don't want her. Nerds are objectively the best, no argument
If she ain't like that, I don't want her. Nerds are objectively the best, no argument
Its rare that I'm excited to see a film, I can't wait to see it myself
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Its rare that I'm excited to see a film, I can't wait to see it myself
Aphrodite herself could use that on me and I'd still walk away after rolling my eyes so hard, I get a headache
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Aphrodite herself could use that on me and I'd still walk away after rolling my eyes so hard, I get a headache
You got the family deal
January 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You got the family deal
Look at the hundreds of videos posted daily of what's been going on, look at the news, look how proud a lot of wronguns are of what they're doing
Nobody with more than a quarter of a brain would blame you. Your safety and family come first
Nobody with more than a quarter of a brain would blame you. Your safety and family come first
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Look at the hundreds of videos posted daily of what's been going on, look at the news, look how proud a lot of wronguns are of what they're doing
Nobody with more than a quarter of a brain would blame you. Your safety and family come first
Nobody with more than a quarter of a brain would blame you. Your safety and family come first
More time to make YouTube videos and get the most out of my editing tbh. Vtubing needs more people who make videos like back in the day anyway
January 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
More time to make YouTube videos and get the most out of my editing tbh. Vtubing needs more people who make videos like back in the day anyway
Lol exactly. Their browser comes fully equipped with an X button and they actively choose not to use it and to keep watching even though they're insulted that you exist. Its some "this fire hurts but I shouldn't have to take my hand out of it" kind of behaviour
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Lol exactly. Their browser comes fully equipped with an X button and they actively choose not to use it and to keep watching even though they're insulted that you exist. Its some "this fire hurts but I shouldn't have to take my hand out of it" kind of behaviour
My favourite is "you should be nicer to everyone!" usually after someone leaves a hate comment or immediately ignores my chat rules
Um...no? A 5 sec scroll through my channel should tell you not to start trouble if you don't wanna be made into a running joke
Your browser comes with an X button
Um...no? A 5 sec scroll through my channel should tell you not to start trouble if you don't wanna be made into a running joke
Your browser comes with an X button
January 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
My favourite is "you should be nicer to everyone!" usually after someone leaves a hate comment or immediately ignores my chat rules
Um...no? A 5 sec scroll through my channel should tell you not to start trouble if you don't wanna be made into a running joke
Your browser comes with an X button
Um...no? A 5 sec scroll through my channel should tell you not to start trouble if you don't wanna be made into a running joke
Your browser comes with an X button
Happy birthday, Pau! Here, have a birthday cat
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Happy birthday, Pau! Here, have a birthday cat