Caligula: "Claudius! I have done battle with Minerva, and won precious wisdom from her brow. Its is the concept of the mental object, or, as I call it, the mobject"
Claudius: "Most, er, intellectually stimulating your highness"

Jared Kuschnwr, with an army of Blackwater mercenaries paid for by the Saudis (and, for some reason, the Pope)

They should have a scene where a missile streaks past the new Bond while he's, I dont know, driving a speed boat, and blows up an island. The new Bond turns to the camera and says "that might have happened to the other fella. But I'm built different." BA-DAB-BA-DA

The details aren't important. What the Democratic Party needs is a fighter, who unites, not divides They need the Aga Khan.

You could argue hooking up with Carla Bruni was the start of his downfall.

This is why we all need to put some distance between ourselves and the US and develop some psychological resilience.
The closer your cultural/social/economic/security etc links are to the US, the more vulnerable you are to being sucked into the vortex of anger and violence.

Prayer counts, apparently

You may as well decide the great issues of the day by a spirited badminton match.

They are all sucking up in what appears to be a cost-free way (because they are against murder anyway, presumably*) That's why heads of governments who probably never heard of Kirk before yesterday are issuing statements about his assassination.
*Terms and conditions apply

"The parrots now believe the Earth is flat, and that Taylor Swift is gay"