Chris
@maizerage.bsky.social
Random musings about sports and the occasional zinger
April is not for another five months people.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
April is not for another five months people.
New magnet giveaway at Disney AK for PH (but not new magnets)
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
New magnet giveaway at Disney AK for PH (but not new magnets)
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I could give you 20 guesses on the team and it's unlikely you would still correctly guess the team they are talking about.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I could give you 20 guesses on the team and it's unlikely you would still correctly guess the team they are talking about.
Orlando city edition uni this season with Disney vibes
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Orlando city edition uni this season with Disney vibes
Jacksonville Armada SG Section 904 is releasing a beer collaboration this Wednesday .
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Jacksonville Armada SG Section 904 is releasing a beer collaboration this Wednesday .
Narrator: He did jinx them. Blew a 19 pt lead and 5-4 now, not 6-3.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Narrator: He did jinx them. Blew a 19 pt lead and 5-4 now, not 6-3.
Good morning Sounders fans if you're looking to grab the Sounders Gazelle shoes at a good price now is the time shown below at the Adidas site.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning Sounders fans if you're looking to grab the Sounders Gazelle shoes at a good price now is the time shown below at the Adidas site.
Here's how the arrest of 5th grader at school went down:
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Here's how the arrest of 5th grader at school went down:
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
Port St Lucie 🤝 Tampa Bay Rowdies
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Port St Lucie 🤝 Tampa Bay Rowdies
I guess USL Sporting Jax is signing the player in the picture?
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I guess USL Sporting Jax is signing the player in the picture?
A+ journalism, Ben!
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A+ journalism, Ben!
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
Not even waiting for Halloween to pass
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not even waiting for Halloween to pass
It was a tough call on which gas station to pick.
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It was a tough call on which gas station to pick.
$228 Lightning hoody? Well at least the shipping is free.
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
$228 Lightning hoody? Well at least the shipping is free.
Good lord. $70 for this basic shirt?
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Good lord. $70 for this basic shirt?
What marketing person thought this was a good idea?
October 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What marketing person thought this was a good idea?
Friday night USL news dump
October 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Friday night USL news dump
A actual photo not a mock up
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
A actual photo not a mock up
Very much lacking Bananas
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Very much lacking Bananas
Alright I'm going to need this.
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Alright I'm going to need this.
Penguins old alternates are on sale at PensGear for $55.
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Penguins old alternates are on sale at PensGear for $55.