It did, and then it stole her ashes and scattered them in a treeless Wal-Mart parking lot in the wind-blasted Oklahoma panhandle and called in a bomb threat to the pharmacy, where a mom was just trying to pick up cough syrup for her sick kids.

I get the weirdest ads of any person I know.

Woke me up to bully me off my heating pad. That's why god made you cock shaped