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samelia
@mailtears.bsky.social
going postal • co-writer https://twitter.com/weedhitter • chief executive orifice https://discord.gg/shellcorp
If your reading this FUCK YOU!!! im sorry i didnt mean it i was only trying to be funny
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
eyes are melting from their sockets , dripping in my mouth they taste like SAUTEED LOBSTER ; im ALLERGIC to shell fish . What day it is today🤨🤨😭
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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please check out whole thread for all my drawtober artwork

and thanks @adamsandler.click & @mailtears.bsky.social
for creating and running the shell corpus!

#happyhalloween #shorpus #shelltober #morzekorp
The VTuber vs The Inspiration

zXF:shellcorpus_agreements49//employment_Directive
November 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by samelia
The Bear study
August 13, 2023 at 11:34 PM
with all due respect, your clock looks fucking stupid. check this shit out:
August 4, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by samelia
ARE U "sick of algorithm" ??
DO U "feel lost and hoapless" ??
CAN U "refresh a web'd page" ??

THE TRUE " TWITTER KILLER " HAS ARRIVED !!
NO FEEDS!
NO TIMELINE!
ONLY 1 POST AT A TIME!

GO TO hypertext protocol colon slash slash www.shellcorp.net RIGHT NOW to read ONE OF SEVERAL "TEXT'D MESSAGES" !!
SHELL CORPUS
www.shellcorp.net
July 7, 2023 at 1:05 AM
just watched the first episode of ‘thomas the tank engine’ to see what all the hype is about. words cannot describe how underwhelmed i am. he fucking lost the race
July 2, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Elon is literally forcing us to touch grass…
July 1, 2023 at 9:26 PM