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🌴🌃Mail Order Superhero 🌆🌴
@mailordersuperhero.bsky.social
+18 only🔞 NSFW ✨ Over 30
Adult Artist & pansexual pan pizza party experience.
I love fiddling with OCs & modern-fantasy stuff.
Expect to see BIG NATTIES on older MEN, and FULL DONG. hella ass.
✨Support me at patreon.com/c/mailordersuperhero✨
-|| Ceran Lynch ;
He's much like the seaside city of Adderton he lives within; tacky, out of date, trying to do too much, but a charming enough experience you'll likely wanna revisit. ✨
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
-|| Hot Patootie, Bless my Soul~🎶
Ceran and Gil as Eddie and Columbia for this year's Halloween costume! Long overdue, suits them terribly well and their passionate lovey-horny ways, and perfect in time for the RHPS 50th anniversary! 🎃🎃🎃
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Putting more horny Cobra (Dave the Diver) fanart into the world because reasons. 😌❤️‍🔥
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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💎A Diva in her Downtime 📖
🎨Beautiful finished commission by @starsinmycoffeeart.bsky.social ✨ Thank you so much!!💚
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
-|| Just Guys Bein' Dudes on a Rainy Night
Time to get cozy, really streeeetch out! You'll have more room to lay if you just lay ON the big bros bogarting the better part of the couch. 🛋️
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
-|| Species Switcheroo!
A patron suggest for some Ceran and Paulie race swap, and I LOVE toying with these kind of ideas! Since Isklen elves are some biggin's, I boosted Paulie's height and dropped demon Ceran down a smidge. But the hot pink hair works for me!
October 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Obligatory preview of the goods I got for supporters! It was an elf/orc Summer (eventually to become an elf/orc Autumn, apparently)! 🥳
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
-|| Demons Making Deals ; Paying Tribute
Or at least, how Paulie will do some of them! Want part of his power? Want to raise in those demonic ranks? Well, he's got one way to give it. ❤️‍🔥
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
-|| Oh man, you know what I needed today? MORE GIANT ASS. Just all of it. End me with the vastness, lordship.
October 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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attempting to get back into the art rhythm
September 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
-|| Hot out, stay inside, take a load off, put a load in, do whatever; 😌
September 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
NOT SO BREAKING NEWS: Big Men Bully Local Punk
Be smaller person > Become sandwiched between massive man mounds > ??? > PROFIT

Paulie and Ceran keep everyone in line, or at the very least, happy to throw their weight around when some silly stud be running they mouth.❤️‍🔥
September 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
-|| TAX EXEMPTION
I don't know what that means in this context but needed sock garters on office elfdad. And more ass to meet quota.
August 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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✨️Commissions are OPEN!✨️

DM me for more info! 💌
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Being socially responsible and moving my personal posts to @elfvisnotdead.bsky.social ! Though I admit it will be SFW orientated and quite mundane, mostly me spiraling into the void, but as an artist, /that is nothing new/.

That said, I will try to be more social there. ♥️
August 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
-| At the Office ;
"Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I nut on company time."
Love Ceran in business wear, although he would count it as cosplay. You know his ass ain't finishing those reports by five.
August 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Y'all Roy does some of the most gorgeous, fun character commissions! Here's a taste of all the Jazaal pieces they've done
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One more of tHE BOY! 🍄
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I actually always find this X-Files clip really inspiring that way, like yeah I do 100% believe Fox Mulder wants me to stay alive
August 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
-| Enoki 🍄
L o o o n g ELF! Half Isklen, half fae, all good odd boy.
Quiet and contemplative, Enoki is often hard to discern for most with his slow methodical approach to life, presenting disarming wisdom through his cryptic elocution while he sleepily tends to gardens that are not his.
August 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Whatever this is, it's their vibe. Difficult old men that hang out. Very dumb. They're my two best characters somehow. 🥹💖
August 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hangin' out in Palms Crossing, it's a decent street. Everyone recycles and the chimera attacks have gone down by 50%.
August 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Nathan as a jinn might be "a lot" for most people, with his fickle whims and shameless vanity, but he makes up for it by having a huge available rack. 👍
August 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I always feel weird after exposing emotions on here, but always grateful people treat me kindly all the same. And it's weird to go from violently distressed to casually posting my NSFW art, but ain't that just the way.
August 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Sorry for sporadic posts and reshares. I’m stressed, but here’s the current state of things.

Any help is appreciated haha (check stores as well)

Http://ko-fi.com/rileyomalley
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM