Ion is always so extremely gender

why stop at one

as one does

catholic church but they give you estrogen and thigh highs

the implication is that it was, in fact, broken because of the AWS outage

the uh
spiral hypno eyes thing vs the snake-thing with the hypno eyes thing specifically, probably?
"furry hypnosis" is probably hypno that makes you a furry, not hypno done to a furry though

"quiet quitter" is an alternative name for work-to-rule, specifically one that makes it look like the worker is the problem instead of the management

>try to roll sword on arm like baton
>wrist doesn't turn quite fast enough to catch the handle
>about fifteen degrees off losing a thumb
>bleeds like crazy
>didn't even get a cool scar out of it

On TV that's... sorta a thing? But the way it was implemented means the ad can be, like, 50% almost silent and the other 50% double volume because it's based on average volume, not maximum.