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Maidens and Melodies
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The lighter, flirtier side of TTRPGs
If you're looking for a little late Christmas shopping, we have t-shirts and stickers that'll tickle that itch juuuust right! #shopping #presents

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The place to embrace the funnier, flirtier side of games!~
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December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
How do you get a D&D player to go out with you?

Ask them for a d8. #puns #humor
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We've now lowered prices across the board and we'll soon have new designs in our store! In the meantime, take a look! #pricecut #art

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Maidens&Melodies.myshopify.com
The place to embrace the funnier, flirtier side of games!~
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November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
How do you know your magic sword is blunt?

When it starts critiquing you during combat. #jokes #puns
October 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What's the best/worst pickup line you've ever heard? Here's one I like.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

#pickuplines
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
For all your flirting needs, of course. #flirting #DnD

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Maidens&Melodies.myshopify.com
The place to embrace the funnier, flirtier side of games!~
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October 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Don't forget that the best way to distract your players at the table is with one of our shirts. They can't keep their eyes off them! #ttrpgs #DnD

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September 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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One of the best things to do at every gaming table is to provide drink coasters. What's another tip you know that helps make things smooth for everyone? #gaming
September 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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It's a serene, peaceful day as your adventuring party travels the dusty road. Birds sing, grasshoppers chirp, and you see nothing unusual.

What do you expect to happen next? #DnD #TTRPGs
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Which race/species did you play when you played D&D for the first time? #DnD #TTRPGs
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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What did the paladin proctologist do to the group of undead?

He rectum. #jokes #puns #Paladins
September 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Know what you need to keep your character from falling off those pesky cliffs? Drawers of Descent!

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Drawers of Descent T-shirt
Dive into adventure with this playful, flirty T-shirt that captures the magical moment of radiant Melody and statuesque Celeb, wide-eyed and surprised, tumbling through the air with windswept hair and...
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September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Why don't Halflings plan for the future?

Because they're short-sighted. #jokes #puns #halflings
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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What's your favorite of the traditionally "shorter" races?
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Want something flirty and funny for your D&D table? Try our T-shirts and stickers!

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The place to embrace the funnier, flirtier side of games!~
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October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM