We have a Mallard pair that wants to make a home in my chlorinated pool every year. And every year the mama duck lays her eggs in my raspberry patch, and every year thet get eaten by foxes or raccoons. I want to help them, but they are Not Having It.

I always try to remind people that rich people are high in cholesterol.

The thing about threatening absurd consequences... they HAVE detained people, deported people, sent people to prison in El Salvador... they're not empty threats.

I blame apathetic voters for this. Not MAGAts. They’ll always be around. No, I blame the 30million registered voters that abstained.

This is what structural white supremacy looks like.

92+% of black womenand 75+% of black men voted AGAINST Trump. We did our part, overwhelmingly so. It’s time for everyone else to catch up.

Surprise, Shawty!

Weird, because a friend named Tom Seymour and some of his friends were at CapriCon dressed as TMNT in 1983 or 1984. My bf and I went as Strongbow & Moonshade.

I did the same, slept right through my therapy appointment, and I didn't even get to go on a boat!

My three ibuprofen were my treat after a three-hour ASL class and cleaning litterboxes for six cats.

The fact that he exists is why I don't believe in you.

My daughter's kitten made such a exagerrated cartoon gagging face, one of the vet techs sympathy-gagged.

This is only hearsay, but I read that he is retired on disability.

So am I. I'm forced to take the long slow route. Since I'm a disabled 60-year-old woman, I'm taking the community goodwill I've built over the past 38 years and running for city council. Think globally, act locally.