Maicaaa 🫶🏼
@maicaa.bsky.social
34, still figuring out life, powered by coffee and questionable decisions!
Sitting in 30 degree weather sipping pipping hot tea 🍵, my love language fr
December 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Sitting in 30 degree weather sipping pipping hot tea 🍵, my love language fr
I had to train one. I healed him with my Garfield.
I refuse to fuck a hyper sexual man.
Go heal.
Go heal.
December 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I had to train one. I healed him with my Garfield.
Sitting here listening to this man yap about a shootout… I am so not interested 🥱
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Sitting here listening to this man yap about a shootout… I am so not interested 🥱
How do men feel about not knowing what that Gspot in y’all feel like?
December 16, 2024 at 12:27 PM
How do men feel about not knowing what that Gspot in y’all feel like?
Do I really want to go to this family Christmas party ??
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Do I really want to go to this family Christmas party ??
There needs to be research done on the crumbs that automatically accumulate on your bed.
December 11, 2024 at 11:30 AM
There needs to be research done on the crumbs that automatically accumulate on your bed.
Whew, a perfect parlay until Ja Morant was ejected. Grandma not mad I’m just HURT 😭
December 6, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Whew, a perfect parlay until Ja Morant was ejected. Grandma not mad I’m just HURT 😭
I sprinkle blue cheese crumbles on top of my blue cheese dressing 🫦
Blue cheese doesn’t slap… now blue cheese crumble is a different story🙂↕️
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a window that says global
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December 5, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I sprinkle blue cheese crumbles on top of my blue cheese dressing 🫦
Just said this cause wtf 🤦🏽♀️
I’m finally think I’m willing to accept I’m a “Lose A Parlay by One Leg” as nigga….. 😭 #niggasky
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Just said this cause wtf 🤦🏽♀️
Where the parlays at yall?
December 1, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Where the parlays at yall?
I miss him so much !! But he’ll never know 😈
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I miss him so much !! But he’ll never know 😈
Listen, because I got full and then got in my car to head home !
I’m ready to go to bed now
November 29, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Listen, because I got full and then got in my car to head home !
Slap his ass and then hurry up and act like you still sleep 😁
My husband snores so loud. My God. I’m just laying here like…
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November 28, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Slap his ass and then hurry up and act like you still sleep 😁
I have teenage kids who try to follow me on EVERY social media site … bruh I can’t have no privacy
November 27, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I have teenage kids who try to follow me on EVERY social media site … bruh I can’t have no privacy
I’m so mad I have to take my braids down for this weeks shenanigans 😡
These hoes hanging on by a thread but I work remotely so nobody has to see me 😩
These hoes hanging on by a thread but I work remotely so nobody has to see me 😩
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I’m so mad I have to take my braids down for this weeks shenanigans 😡
These hoes hanging on by a thread but I work remotely so nobody has to see me 😩
These hoes hanging on by a thread but I work remotely so nobody has to see me 😩
I want some Kathiew (spell check please)
November 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I want some Kathiew (spell check please)
I’ve been trying to recover a crypto wallet for like 2 weeks now and I don’t know where the private key at 😭
November 27, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I’ve been trying to recover a crypto wallet for like 2 weeks now and I don’t know where the private key at 😭
Wearing the same ones from last year. Cuz I’m not about to keep buying pajamas every year
How we looking on those matching pajamas this year?
November 27, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Wearing the same ones from last year. Cuz I’m not about to keep buying pajamas every year
Why is my grandma funeral on Black Friday 😐
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Why is my grandma funeral on Black Friday 😐
My daddy always tell me , “yall have never lived without me but I’ve lived without yall” 🙄
November 27, 2024 at 4:15 AM
My daddy always tell me , “yall have never lived without me but I’ve lived without yall” 🙄
I feel like getting on somebody nerves; I’m bored.
November 27, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I feel like getting on somebody nerves; I’m bored.