BlackcapGunnerMagpie
@mahiasian.bsky.social
Māhia raised. Blackcaps and Central Districts cricket. Arsenal. All Blacks. Kiwis. NZ Warriors. Minnesota Vikings. San Francisco Giants. Golden State Warriors. All wrestling. Golf. Primarily sport banter and stats.
BREAKING: England still plan to use Hawkeye for day 3 of the #Ashes.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
BREAKING: England still plan to use Hawkeye for day 3 of the #Ashes.
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As someone who is aging like an avocado in a microwave, I am a passionate advocate for Matt Henry's transition from Mr Darcy to Michael Cera.
#blackcaps #nzcricket
#blackcaps #nzcricket
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
As someone who is aging like an avocado in a microwave, I am a passionate advocate for Matt Henry's transition from Mr Darcy to Michael Cera.
#blackcaps #nzcricket
#blackcaps #nzcricket
I can confirm there is not a cloud in the Hawke's Bay sky this morning and yesterday's weather was entirely #blackcaps related.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I can confirm there is not a cloud in the Hawke's Bay sky this morning and yesterday's weather was entirely #blackcaps related.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
Where on earth did this horrible weather come fr... oh right. Our one day of international cricket for the season is today. Makes sense.
#nzcricket #blackcaps
#nzcricket #blackcaps
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Where on earth did this horrible weather come fr... oh right. Our one day of international cricket for the season is today. Makes sense.
#nzcricket #blackcaps
#nzcricket #blackcaps
Chapman remembering how to bat gave us a chance to begin with.
But Chapman forgetting how to call for a catch gave Powell a life, which nearly cost us the game.
I am conflicted. #nzcricket
But Chapman forgetting how to call for a catch gave Powell a life, which nearly cost us the game.
I am conflicted. #nzcricket
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Chapman remembering how to bat gave us a chance to begin with.
But Chapman forgetting how to call for a catch gave Powell a life, which nearly cost us the game.
I am conflicted. #nzcricket
But Chapman forgetting how to call for a catch gave Powell a life, which nearly cost us the game.
I am conflicted. #nzcricket
Hits it and immediately walks off, not even bothering to see it land in the stands.
That was the coldest six I've ever seen, Mr Santner
#nzcricket
That was the coldest six I've ever seen, Mr Santner
#nzcricket
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hits it and immediately walks off, not even bothering to see it land in the stands.
That was the coldest six I've ever seen, Mr Santner
#nzcricket
That was the coldest six I've ever seen, Mr Santner
#nzcricket
The Blackcaps snatch victory from the jaws of what would have been a really filthy defeat. Blair Tickner has had a couple of pretty decent days - his finest in black by far. #nzcricket
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The Blackcaps snatch victory from the jaws of what would have been a really filthy defeat. Blair Tickner has had a couple of pretty decent days - his finest in black by far. #nzcricket
You get paid 6 figures per year to play a professional sport and not do things 8 year olds are taught.
Ground your bat. Stay in your crease! #nzcricket
Ground your bat. Stay in your crease! #nzcricket
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November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
You get paid 6 figures per year to play a professional sport and not do things 8 year olds are taught.
Ground your bat. Stay in your crease! #nzcricket
Ground your bat. Stay in your crease! #nzcricket
I just played the best round of golf in my life this morning and now I'm looking after two 6 year olds that don't care about golf and I have at least another 17 hours of conversation on this topic that some poor soul will have to deal with over the coming days.
Every 👏 shot 👏 will 👏 be 👏 revisited 👏
Every 👏 shot 👏 will 👏 be 👏 revisited 👏
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just played the best round of golf in my life this morning and now I'm looking after two 6 year olds that don't care about golf and I have at least another 17 hours of conversation on this topic that some poor soul will have to deal with over the coming days.
Every 👏 shot 👏 will 👏 be 👏 revisited 👏
Every 👏 shot 👏 will 👏 be 👏 revisited 👏
Delighted for Blair Tickner. What a rough few years personally for him - 4 wickets on his return is fantastic. A valuable squad depth type player.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Delighted for Blair Tickner. What a rough few years personally for him - 4 wickets on his return is fantastic. A valuable squad depth type player.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
It is disgusting that Sophie Devine never got to play a test match.
Not 1.
Nearly 2 decades representing her country and they didn't stage a test match, or convince someone else to host it.
Copy/paste the above for Suzie Bates.
In a decade, copy/paste for Melie Kerr (probably).
#nzcricket
Not 1.
Nearly 2 decades representing her country and they didn't stage a test match, or convince someone else to host it.
Copy/paste the above for Suzie Bates.
In a decade, copy/paste for Melie Kerr (probably).
#nzcricket
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It is disgusting that Sophie Devine never got to play a test match.
Not 1.
Nearly 2 decades representing her country and they didn't stage a test match, or convince someone else to host it.
Copy/paste the above for Suzie Bates.
In a decade, copy/paste for Melie Kerr (probably).
#nzcricket
Not 1.
Nearly 2 decades representing her country and they didn't stage a test match, or convince someone else to host it.
Copy/paste the above for Suzie Bates.
In a decade, copy/paste for Melie Kerr (probably).
#nzcricket
Dumb cricket, Bracewell. Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
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October 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Dumb cricket, Bracewell. Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.
#nzcricket
#nzcricket
🏏🇳🇿 My thoughts on the 2025 Chappell Hadlee series.
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October 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
🏏🇳🇿 My thoughts on the 2025 Chappell Hadlee series.
Commentators: "The Blackcaps will be happy with that. With the wind and this pitch, 180 will be a competitive score."
Narrator: "It was not a competitive score."
#NZvAUS 🇳🇿🏏
Narrator: "It was not a competitive score."
#NZvAUS 🇳🇿🏏
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Commentators: "The Blackcaps will be happy with that. With the wind and this pitch, 180 will be a competitive score."
Narrator: "It was not a competitive score."
#NZvAUS 🇳🇿🏏
Narrator: "It was not a competitive score."
#NZvAUS 🇳🇿🏏
No Santner, O'Rourke, Allen, Ferguson, Milne, Phillips or Williamson for the Oz T20s.
That said, the squad still looks alright, which is testament to the depth we have built over the past decade.
Ten years ago, that many players out meant a debut for someone from the Greymouth under 12s. 🇳🇿🏏
That said, the squad still looks alright, which is testament to the depth we have built over the past decade.
Ten years ago, that many players out meant a debut for someone from the Greymouth under 12s. 🇳🇿🏏
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No Santner, O'Rourke, Allen, Ferguson, Milne, Phillips or Williamson for the Oz T20s.
That said, the squad still looks alright, which is testament to the depth we have built over the past decade.
Ten years ago, that many players out meant a debut for someone from the Greymouth under 12s. 🇳🇿🏏
That said, the squad still looks alright, which is testament to the depth we have built over the past decade.
Ten years ago, that many players out meant a debut for someone from the Greymouth under 12s. 🇳🇿🏏
Rumours swirling that they are planning to build a statue outside Mt Smart to commemorate the Warriors season after Luke Metcalf got injured. #upthewahs #nrl
September 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Rumours swirling that they are planning to build a statue outside Mt Smart to commemorate the Warriors season after Luke Metcalf got injured. #upthewahs #nrl
Can't decide between The Root, Jurassic 1 or M Person.
Torn.
Torn.
Make a band singular.
The Dude
The Dude
The Eagle
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Can't decide between The Root, Jurassic 1 or M Person.
Torn.
Torn.
Hawke's Bay over Bay of Plenty. Things I love to see. Up the Magpies!
We are THE bay!
And, once again, the Steamers is a TERRIBLE name for a team.
#comeonthebay #bunningsnpc
We are THE bay!
And, once again, the Steamers is a TERRIBLE name for a team.
#comeonthebay #bunningsnpc
September 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Hawke's Bay over Bay of Plenty. Things I love to see. Up the Magpies!
We are THE bay!
And, once again, the Steamers is a TERRIBLE name for a team.
#comeonthebay #bunningsnpc
We are THE bay!
And, once again, the Steamers is a TERRIBLE name for a team.
#comeonthebay #bunningsnpc
A few days late, but how cool is it that Ross Taylor is playing for Samoa?
It's very cool. Great for the game. 🇳🇿🏏
It's very cool. Great for the game. 🇳🇿🏏
September 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
A few days late, but how cool is it that Ross Taylor is playing for Samoa?
It's very cool. Great for the game. 🇳🇿🏏
It's very cool. Great for the game. 🇳🇿🏏
Scorecard catnip. 🇳🇿🏏
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Scorecard catnip. 🇳🇿🏏
Open to naming suggestions. My preference, Greg, was swiftly overruled by Mrs BGM.
September 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Open to naming suggestions. My preference, Greg, was swiftly overruled by Mrs BGM.
Chuckling at AJ Lee coming out of retirement to join Punk, going against All Out, which features Toronto's finest reuniting.
I hope they keep trying to one up each other. We win. #wrestlesky
I hope they keep trying to one up each other. We win. #wrestlesky
September 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Chuckling at AJ Lee coming out of retirement to join Punk, going against All Out, which features Toronto's finest reuniting.
I hope they keep trying to one up each other. We win. #wrestlesky
I hope they keep trying to one up each other. We win. #wrestlesky
