Kirsty
@magpiepants.bsky.social
Cats. Crystals. Craft. Crazy cat lady with Tourette’s from Adelaide
When you watch The Almighty Johnsons 10+ years later and realise that Mike was the hot one 🤭🤭😻
September 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
When you watch The Almighty Johnsons 10+ years later and realise that Mike was the hot one 🤭🤭😻
They killed off my favourite character in #thegooddoctor with only 5 episodes to go for the whole show?!! 😭😭😭
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
They killed off my favourite character in #thegooddoctor with only 5 episodes to go for the whole show?!! 😭😭😭
I don’t understand people who “enjoy” the cold
I can barely move this morning, my entire bones are frozen
I can barely move this morning, my entire bones are frozen
July 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I don’t understand people who “enjoy” the cold
I can barely move this morning, my entire bones are frozen
I can barely move this morning, my entire bones are frozen
Today I learned that the Hilltop Hoods have a song about this guy
July 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today I learned that the Hilltop Hoods have a song about this guy
Reposted by Kirsty
Neil?! Are these lentils South African?!
May 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Neil?! Are these lentils South African?!
My gosh, this mushroom woman…
Factory reset her phone WHILE the cops were searching her house?!!
Factory reset her phone WHILE the cops were searching her house?!!
May 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My gosh, this mushroom woman…
Factory reset her phone WHILE the cops were searching her house?!!
Factory reset her phone WHILE the cops were searching her house?!!
Commander Lawrence 😭😭😭
May 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Commander Lawrence 😭😭😭
Did they seriously just kill ***** in the first five minutes of the new Daredevil?!! 😭😭😭
May 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Did they seriously just kill ***** in the first five minutes of the new Daredevil?!! 😭😭😭
Fat shamers: “Lose weight, you f@t l@zy f*”
Me: *Eats healthy, gym 3-4 times per week, takes literal prescription speed, can’t lose a thing
Fat shamers: “You’re just not trying hard enough, you f@t l@zy f*”
Me: *Tries Mounjaro, loses weight
Fat shamers: “You’re cheating, you f@t l@zy f*”
Can’t win…
Me: *Eats healthy, gym 3-4 times per week, takes literal prescription speed, can’t lose a thing
Fat shamers: “You’re just not trying hard enough, you f@t l@zy f*”
Me: *Tries Mounjaro, loses weight
Fat shamers: “You’re cheating, you f@t l@zy f*”
Can’t win…
May 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Fat shamers: “Lose weight, you f@t l@zy f*”
Me: *Eats healthy, gym 3-4 times per week, takes literal prescription speed, can’t lose a thing
Fat shamers: “You’re just not trying hard enough, you f@t l@zy f*”
Me: *Tries Mounjaro, loses weight
Fat shamers: “You’re cheating, you f@t l@zy f*”
Can’t win…
Me: *Eats healthy, gym 3-4 times per week, takes literal prescription speed, can’t lose a thing
Fat shamers: “You’re just not trying hard enough, you f@t l@zy f*”
Me: *Tries Mounjaro, loses weight
Fat shamers: “You’re cheating, you f@t l@zy f*”
Can’t win…
The Last Of Us…. I knew this episode was coming… Doesn’t make it any easier though
*Wipes tears*
*Wipes tears*
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Last Of Us…. I knew this episode was coming… Doesn’t make it any easier though
*Wipes tears*
*Wipes tears*
Touch your tongue to mine to make it all official
March 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Touch your tongue to mine to make it all official
Last night’s episode of The Pitt was hectic
Such a quality show with brilliant acting though
Such a quality show with brilliant acting though
March 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Last night’s episode of The Pitt was hectic
Such a quality show with brilliant acting though
Such a quality show with brilliant acting though
I’m so done with Elno’s right wing pig pool platform.
How absolutely nasty his stand are.
How absolutely nasty his stand are.
March 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m so done with Elno’s right wing pig pool platform.
How absolutely nasty his stand are.
How absolutely nasty his stand are.
Boss man is a smartarse
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Boss man is a smartarse
Ugh… pr0n bots and lonely soldier accounts being made on here already 😣
January 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Ugh… pr0n bots and lonely soldier accounts being made on here already 😣
Minute Cryptic - 19 January 2025
"Worry that girl follows fake account" (6)
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I scored: 2 under par
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I GOT IT WITH NO HINTS 😻
"Worry that girl follows fake account" (6)
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I scored: 2 under par
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I GOT IT WITH NO HINTS 😻
Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
www.minutecryptic.com
January 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Minute Cryptic - 19 January 2025
"Worry that girl follows fake account" (6)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 2 under par
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
I GOT IT WITH NO HINTS 😻
"Worry that girl follows fake account" (6)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 2 under par
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
I GOT IT WITH NO HINTS 😻
Strands #321
“O ___! My ___!”
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“O ___! My ___!”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
January 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Strands #321
“O ___! My ___!”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
“O ___! My ___!”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
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How is it only Wednesday?
It should be at least October by now…
It should be at least October by now…
January 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How is it only Wednesday?
It should be at least October by now…
It should be at least October by now…