The Meaty Magpie
@magpiemediator.bsky.social
nonpartisan, nonbinary bird with many words
Good to know that even when he loses, he doesn’t stop working for his constituents
December 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Good to know that even when he loses, he doesn’t stop working for his constituents
Pretty sure the first chapter of that book is “Chapter 1: Don’t Be A Creep Until You Can Monetize It”
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Pretty sure the first chapter of that book is “Chapter 1: Don’t Be A Creep Until You Can Monetize It”
We will escape the cycle one day
December 8, 2024 at 4:17 AM
We will escape the cycle one day
I highly recommend pairing this with a bottle of sparkling apple cider
December 8, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I highly recommend pairing this with a bottle of sparkling apple cider
No word on Diet Pepsi at the moment. Enjoy responsibly 🫡
December 8, 2024 at 2:19 AM
No word on Diet Pepsi at the moment. Enjoy responsibly 🫡
I fear something much greater than fire and brimstone. I fear eternal reincarnation
December 8, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I fear something much greater than fire and brimstone. I fear eternal reincarnation
Are you…okay?
December 6, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Are you…okay?
Going to need you to share your top songs because how did you get this
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Going to need you to share your top songs because how did you get this
This Spotify AI algorithm was clearly trained by transcribing conversations in a WeHo bathroom
December 6, 2024 at 8:25 PM
This Spotify AI algorithm was clearly trained by transcribing conversations in a WeHo bathroom