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jess
@magomii.bsky.social
for the funnies
hehe.
February 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
February 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
February 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
missed calls at work so many emails last minute forensics everyone needs my attention i want to avoid it all im sitting here like this
January 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
honestly i cant keep popping the fuck off on my nails like this. its too horrifying to realize i used to pay $60 at the salon for shit that looked 10x worse than this
December 16, 2024 at 3:39 PM
hey so woke up to take the dog outside and there is a fucking chicken sleeping by our pool .
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 AM
*spent hundreds on nail stuff and 8 hrs doing them myself at home* heh….im saving sooooo money by not going to the salon 😎im so smart
December 1, 2024 at 8:44 PM
i reorganized my desk at work its soooooo cute now im wiggling
November 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
i just remembered when i was a toddler i used to be OBSESSED with button socks like this . why do these not exist for adults theyre so FUN !!!!
November 25, 2024 at 5:53 PM
itchigotchi ^^
November 23, 2024 at 4:47 AM
going to bed before 10 pm feels like this to me
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 AM
my dog is obsessed with getting her bark box she will just sit near it and stare at me until i open it for her
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 PM
my coworker asked me if i was ok and when i said yes why he motioned to my desk. like leave me alone
November 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
me and the potatoes made it yaaay
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
rip u were too beautiful for this world
November 19, 2024 at 10:44 AM
im going to be laying on the couch like this at 5 am while my potatoes boil
November 19, 2024 at 6:35 AM