Magnus is That Thang
@magnusworm.bsky.social
Author, Creature, Manthing. 23. Aries. He/It. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 They call me "that thang" because they can't figure out what I am. Lover of the weird, unusual, and mundane. And hippos!
Watched this YouTube short that just felt like a way to brag that they have enough money to waste on making a nasty stovetop potion out of perfectly fine groceries. Fuck me, I could've enjoyed those fruits and you've just thrown them away
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Watched this YouTube short that just felt like a way to brag that they have enough money to waste on making a nasty stovetop potion out of perfectly fine groceries. Fuck me, I could've enjoyed those fruits and you've just thrown them away
Got my hair dyed today! Big fan of the semi-goth look.
April 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Got my hair dyed today! Big fan of the semi-goth look.
If they don't look at you the way I looked at this animatronic Spinosaurus, then they don't deserve you
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If they don't look at you the way I looked at this animatronic Spinosaurus, then they don't deserve you
Trying out some theatrical makeup looks
January 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Trying out some theatrical makeup looks
Oh hey by the way I got a super cool new tattoo
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh hey by the way I got a super cool new tattoo
Who the fuck does this guy even think he is?
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Who the fuck does this guy even think he is?
My husband decided THIS is the most important ornament on the family Christmas tree. He put it up top. His porcine prince, his bacon beloved.
December 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
My husband decided THIS is the most important ornament on the family Christmas tree. He put it up top. His porcine prince, his bacon beloved.
I bought a new jacket and now it's my entire personality
December 18, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I bought a new jacket and now it's my entire personality
Glass Animals had tough competition this year, and still ended up on top! #spotifywrapped
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Glass Animals had tough competition this year, and still ended up on top! #spotifywrapped
I'm curious about how tall y'all think I am. Is it true what they say about guys [MY HEIGHT]?
December 1, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I'm curious about how tall y'all think I am. Is it true what they say about guys [MY HEIGHT]?
My grandma's boyfriend said this on a picture of my husband and me a while ago, which incited a multi-person brawl in the comments, is now saying horrid things to my mother, and about to start an all-out early-Thanksgiving brawl.
November 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
My grandma's boyfriend said this on a picture of my husband and me a while ago, which incited a multi-person brawl in the comments, is now saying horrid things to my mother, and about to start an all-out early-Thanksgiving brawl.
*Juno Birch voice* Stunnin
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
*Juno Birch voice* Stunnin
The problem of having both a father and a father-in-law: texting the wrong father
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 PM
The problem of having both a father and a father-in-law: texting the wrong father
The very un-glamorous reality of marrying a writer: your partner asks you this ten minutes until midnight. (My husband is fantastic and helps me be the best writer I can. He tolerates my bullshit.)
November 19, 2024 at 5:23 AM
The very un-glamorous reality of marrying a writer: your partner asks you this ten minutes until midnight. (My husband is fantastic and helps me be the best writer I can. He tolerates my bullshit.)
My document-naming remains amazing. Either it's a very literal description or literally just "the beginning (WORK NAME)". Sometimes it's the first line
November 15, 2024 at 9:06 AM
My document-naming remains amazing. Either it's a very literal description or literally just "the beginning (WORK NAME)". Sometimes it's the first line
Check out my current #desksetup! Yes, I did just get around to decorating my walls after a year of living here. I was hoping I wouldn't stay at my parent's house for a year, but... the economy.
November 12, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Check out my current #desksetup! Yes, I did just get around to decorating my walls after a year of living here. I was hoping I wouldn't stay at my parent's house for a year, but... the economy.
I need to write a tea manifesto
November 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I need to write a tea manifesto
Howdy folks! My name's Magnus, and I write a large variety of queer stuff from hivemind poetry to bloody fantasy to fluffy romance. The Weird genre is my main home, though. I love collecting bones and stuffed animals!
October 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Howdy folks! My name's Magnus, and I write a large variety of queer stuff from hivemind poetry to bloody fantasy to fluffy romance. The Weird genre is my main home, though. I love collecting bones and stuffed animals!