Just report them for Anti-Social Behavior. They are harassing her, after all.

This isn't on my 2025 bingo.

I want to pet it... And see how far I can fling it across the land by kicking it.

What? Everyone has a different interacting mechanism to cute things.

Dragons also destroy houses because they saw a box, and they want to see if they can fit on it... Like a cat seeing a box.

Seadragons are just those cats that loves water for some reason that nobody knows why.

I've seen enough doujins to know what's going to happen next...

Also, Happeh Bortday! 🎉 🎂

Here we see the majestic furball, a predator of most renown, going after the owner of the camera. This is the only cohesive photograph found in the damaged bloodsoaked film.

The soldier misinterpreted the message, then war happened. "But some mistakes are far more costly than the others." The being paused. "You have two questions left. We'll meet again soon." And then... I woke up.
(TBC?)

The being continued. "Every moon rises in the horizon. But sometimes, that moon is bereft of light. People come and go, child. Choose your actions wisely. Mistakes may be learnt..." The being showed me a soldier somewhere. I know this. Its the reason why WW1 started.
(TBC)

So I tested the waters to see how deep it is. I asked it... "Why some vtuber corpos are dying while others live on?"

The being replied. "Every dog has his day. Every star shines the brightest once in a while. If you know a boat is sinking, would you still stay there?"
(TBC)

Happeh Bortday

Tomba is cool.