Got home from work, changed into comfy clothes, and washed my face. Mid-lotion potion routine, my sweet baby 8 year old boy walked into the bathroom and said, “Whoa. You look miserable.” I shot him a look and he said, “Oh no no I meant your face.”

Thanks, buddy, that definitely makes it all better.

Last week by the numbers: 5 with a nasty upper respiratory, 1 with pink eye, 2 barfing, 3 doctor visits, 1 sinus infection, .5 days actually at work.

Stick a fork in me. I’m done.

#isitspringyet #workingparent

I guess if we can’t afford avocados for our toast, maybe millennials will finally be able to afford home ownership?

I’m seeing people say that Spotify is gross. Thoughts on #applemusic?

Gave up my Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Music subscriptions this week. In my head, I know it’s better for authors to go buy their books. But in my body, it’s winter and I don’t want to leave my house.