I can now confirm for a fact that even an EV charging stations co-located at an attended gas station in New Jersey do not have attendants that plug the charger in for you.

Ain't no party like a waffle party

Not an actual question. Just my mind being like "Well if gas cars get this level of service at their stations, surely EVs would too." And then my mind immediately saw the errors of its way.

Thanks. That's super useful. The Kia EV6 also matches my criteria. Hyundai Motor Group E-GMP cars look promising. Heard a lot about their 12V batteries dying (compared to other brands). The new 2025 models might have fixed that. EV3 in particular has a lot of work done to its electrical system.

Looking forward to the fart based economy. I have a lot to contribute.

Oh, right. Turns out there's this thing called the Darién Gap where there are no roads along this route. Hmm. Time to get creative.