─╌ 𝓜𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐇.
@magnetismed.bsky.social
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗖 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗘 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋
𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝑮𝑹𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑮 ... 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑
𝑩𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 .
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
MDNI ‼️‼️
Pinned
“ clearly not, if i'm standing right here . ” 🙄
“Oh, I see — !”
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“The government has not sniped you for saying that…” 😦
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“The government has not sniped you for saying that…” 😦
“ hm, i wouldn't say so . i hate them simply because i can . ” 👺
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August 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“ clearly not, if i'm standing right here . ” 🙄
“ hm, i wouldn't say so . i hate them simply because i can . ” 👺
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“Is your government evil too?” 😦
“ what .ᐣ ” 👺
August 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“ hm, i wouldn't say so . i hate them simply because i can . ” 👺
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“ do they .ᐣ i suppose i'll forgive your phrasing .
but where, pray tell, is this expert supposed to find a portal .ᐣ i truly think it's better off if one of us checks to see if it works . ”
but where, pray tell, is this expert supposed to find a portal .ᐣ i truly think it's better off if one of us checks to see if it works . ”
🌹: Evelyn blinks.
“Um.. no ? Portals do exist, after all—!”
She pauses.
“.. That was quite rude, apologies for my phrasing.” 💧
“Um.. no ? Portals do exist, after all—!”
She pauses.
“.. That was quite rude, apologies for my phrasing.” 💧
“ it'd take far too long for an expert to get out here, don't you think .ᐣ ”
August 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“ do they .ᐣ i suppose i'll forgive your phrasing .
but where, pray tell, is this expert supposed to find a portal .ᐣ i truly think it's better off if one of us checks to see if it works . ”
but where, pray tell, is this expert supposed to find a portal .ᐣ i truly think it's better off if one of us checks to see if it works . ”
“ what .ᐣ ” 👺
“… What?” 😦
“ hm . i must say, that bird and i would be amazing friends . ”
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August 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“ what .ᐣ ” 👺
“ it'd take far too long for an expert to get out here, don't you think .ᐣ ”
🌹: “I am unsure.
Perhaps I will send a message to an expert in this field, but I will not be touching it.” 👺
Perhaps I will send a message to an expert in this field, but I will not be touching it.” 👺
“ you really think so .ᐣ
well, whatever are you going to do to it .ᐣ ”
well, whatever are you going to do to it .ᐣ ”
August 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“ it'd take far too long for an expert to get out here, don't you think .ᐣ ”
“ hm . i must say, that bird and i would be amazing friends . ”
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“And that one—“
He points to another.
“… Is talking about committing war crimes against the government? Oh my— I would ensure to stay clear of that bird if I were you.” 💧
💀 ???
He points to another.
“… Is talking about committing war crimes against the government? Oh my— I would ensure to stay clear of that bird if I were you.” 💧
💀 ???
“ i see ... ” 💧
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August 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“ hm . i must say, that bird and i would be amazing friends . ”
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“ you really think so .ᐣ
well, whatever are you going to do to it .ᐣ ”
well, whatever are you going to do to it .ᐣ ”
🌹: “Perhaps you should take a step back, Miss. I find it hard to believe it was placed here without a purpose,”
The Mezillian squints.
“My warrior instincts tell me this is a trap of some sort. One that I shall not fall for, and neither should you.”
The Mezillian squints.
“My warrior instincts tell me this is a trap of some sort. One that I shall not fall for, and neither should you.”
“ outlet, you mean . i doubt it would hurt you . i mean, who's ever heard of an operational outlet in the middle of nowhere .ᐣ
oh, my ─ ”
mariah kneels down, pointing .
“ and look at those beautiful carvings near it .ᐟ so beautiful, it almost makes you want to touch it ... ”
oh, my ─ ”
mariah kneels down, pointing .
“ and look at those beautiful carvings near it .ᐟ so beautiful, it almost makes you want to touch it ... ”
August 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“ you really think so .ᐣ
well, whatever are you going to do to it .ᐣ ”
well, whatever are you going to do to it .ᐣ ”
“ i see ... ” 💧
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“Why, yes—!”
He points to a nearby bird.
“That one was repeating ‘bread’ over and over again. I believe the fella may be hungry!” 😁
He points to a nearby bird.
“That one was repeating ‘bread’ over and over again. I believe the fella may be hungry!” 😁
“ it doesn't surprise me in the slightest .
communicate with them well, you say .ᐣ ” 👺
communicate with them well, you say .ᐣ ” 👺
August 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“ i see ... ” 💧
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“ outlet, you mean . i doubt it would hurt you . i mean, who's ever heard of an operational outlet in the middle of nowhere .ᐣ
oh, my ─ ”
mariah kneels down, pointing .
“ and look at those beautiful carvings near it .ᐟ so beautiful, it almost makes you want to touch it ... ”
oh, my ─ ”
mariah kneels down, pointing .
“ and look at those beautiful carvings near it .ᐟ so beautiful, it almost makes you want to touch it ... ”
🌹: The Mezillian quickly whirls around with her spear in hand.
The weapon is lowered as quickly as it appeared.
“.. Why, yes ! It appears rather strange and somewhat resembles a piece of evil magic technology. 😦
I believe the proper term is a letout…”
Outlet, Evelyn 💀 .
The weapon is lowered as quickly as it appeared.
“.. Why, yes ! It appears rather strange and somewhat resembles a piece of evil magic technology. 😦
I believe the proper term is a letout…”
Outlet, Evelyn 💀 .
“ what's the matter .ᐣ are you scared of a little old rock .ᐣ ”
where the fuck did she come from . 💀
where the fuck did she come from . 💀
August 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“ outlet, you mean . i doubt it would hurt you . i mean, who's ever heard of an operational outlet in the middle of nowhere .ᐣ
oh, my ─ ”
mariah kneels down, pointing .
“ and look at those beautiful carvings near it .ᐟ so beautiful, it almost makes you want to touch it ... ”
oh, my ─ ”
mariah kneels down, pointing .
“ and look at those beautiful carvings near it .ᐟ so beautiful, it almost makes you want to touch it ... ”
“ it doesn't surprise me in the slightest .
communicate with them well, you say .ᐣ ” 👺
communicate with them well, you say .ᐣ ” 👺
“… Oh, I see — ! I was hoping it would be a bird, as I can communicate with them rather well.
Did you know birds love to mock humans?” 😦
Did you know birds love to mock humans?” 😦
“ no, it is NOT a bird . though, i suppose it works similarly to the messenger birds people used in the past . i guess . ” 👹
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August 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“ it doesn't surprise me in the slightest .
communicate with them well, you say .ᐣ ” 👺
communicate with them well, you say .ᐣ ” 👺
“ what's the matter .ᐣ are you scared of a little old rock .ᐣ ”
where the fuck did she come from . 💀
where the fuck did she come from . 💀
🌹: “… Oh dear, is this how I meet my demise ? At the fate of a rock?” 😦
Evelyn refuses to approach it and instead takes a few steps back. She is NOT going down this way. 👺
“I am sorry if I have offended you, um.. rock. I am merely passing by.. please forgive me!” 💧
Evelyn refuses to approach it and instead takes a few steps back. She is NOT going down this way. 👺
“I am sorry if I have offended you, um.. rock. I am merely passing by.. please forgive me!” 💧
[ @asinineego.bsky.social BUT FOR EVELYN 👺👺👺👺 ]
how odd, there's an outlet on a random rock in the middle of nowhere . that's not where the evil magic technology is supposed to be, right ... .ᐣ
how odd, there's an outlet on a random rock in the middle of nowhere . that's not where the evil magic technology is supposed to be, right ... .ᐣ
August 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“ what's the matter .ᐣ are you scared of a little old rock .ᐣ ”
where the fuck did she come from . 💀
where the fuck did she come from . 💀
“ no, it is NOT a bird . though, i suppose it works similarly to the messenger birds people used in the past . i guess . ” 👹
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“… I am afraid I still do not. Is it some sort of bird?”
😭
😭
“ uh huh . most blacksmiths i know know what the internet is . ” 👺
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August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“ no, it is NOT a bird . though, i suppose it works similarly to the messenger birds people used in the past . i guess . ” 👹
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August 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“ uh huh . most blacksmiths i know know what the internet is . ” 👺
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“No, I live in a forge— I am a blacksmith, you see!” 😊
😭.
😭.
“ ... oh, boy . you must live under a rock, huh .ᐣ
either that, or you're more clueless than a pigeon . ”
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either that, or you're more clueless than a pigeon . ”
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August 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“ uh huh . most blacksmiths i know know what the internet is . ” 👺
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“ ... oh, boy . you must live under a rock, huh .ᐣ
either that, or you're more clueless than a pigeon . ”
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either that, or you're more clueless than a pigeon . ”
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He tilts his head.
“The… internet ? What is that?” 💧
“The… internet ? What is that?” 💧
she SIGHS . 💀
“ i meant look it up on the internet . ”
“ i meant look it up on the internet . ”
August 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“ ... oh, boy . you must live under a rock, huh .ᐣ
either that, or you're more clueless than a pigeon . ”
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either that, or you're more clueless than a pigeon . ”
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August 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
she SIGHS . 💀
“ i meant look it up on the internet . ”
“ i meant look it up on the internet . ”
“Your words confuse me, I am looking up.” 😦
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“ i said look it up, not look at the sky . ”
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August 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
she SIGHS . 💀
“ i meant look it up on the internet . ”
“ i meant look it up on the internet . ”
“ i said look it up, not look at the sky . ”
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Benjamin takes that literally, and proceeds to look up.
“… Well, I suppose the sky is very lovely today—!” 😁
“… Well, I suppose the sky is very lovely today—!” 😁
“ oh, you have made that VERY clear . ” 👺
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“ i'd suggest looking it up . i'm not a big fan of explaining things, you see . ”
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“ i'd suggest looking it up . i'm not a big fan of explaining things, you see . ”
August 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“ i said look it up, not look at the sky . ”
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August 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“ oh, you have made that VERY clear . ” 👺
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“ i'd suggest looking it up . i'm not a big fan of explaining things, you see . ”
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“ i'd suggest looking it up . i'm not a big fan of explaining things, you see . ”
“Oh, silly me.”
He scratches the back of his head, shyly removing his top hat.
“… Apologies, Miss , I am rather confused.”
No shit, Benjamin 💀
He scratches the back of his head, shyly removing his top hat.
“… Apologies, Miss , I am rather confused.”
No shit, Benjamin 💀
“ ... we .ᐣ ”
she covers her mouth and starts giggling . 💀
“ WE, you say ── sorry, but i'm VERY well aware of what it is . it's just you . ”
she covers her mouth and starts giggling . 💀
“ WE, you say ── sorry, but i'm VERY well aware of what it is . it's just you . ”
August 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“ oh, you have made that VERY clear . ” 👺
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“ i'd suggest looking it up . i'm not a big fan of explaining things, you see . ”
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“ i'd suggest looking it up . i'm not a big fan of explaining things, you see . ”
“ ... we .ᐣ ”
she covers her mouth and starts giggling . 💀
“ WE, you say ── sorry, but i'm VERY well aware of what it is . it's just you . ”
she covers her mouth and starts giggling . 💀
“ WE, you say ── sorry, but i'm VERY well aware of what it is . it's just you . ”
“Oh..”
😭.
“Then perhaps being near that thing is dangerous — ! After all, we do not know what it is.” 😦
WHO IS WE 💀
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“Then perhaps being near that thing is dangerous — ! After all, we do not know what it is.” 😦
WHO IS WE 💀
“ that is NOT what i meant .
it's absolutely not a dragon . ” 👺
it's absolutely not a dragon . ” 👺
August 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“ ... we .ᐣ ”
she covers her mouth and starts giggling . 💀
“ WE, you say ── sorry, but i'm VERY well aware of what it is . it's just you . ”
she covers her mouth and starts giggling . 💀
“ WE, you say ── sorry, but i'm VERY well aware of what it is . it's just you . ”
“ that is NOT what i meant .
it's absolutely not a dragon . ” 👺
it's absolutely not a dragon . ” 👺
“… So the cigarette is a dragon?”
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“I did not know dragons could be so tiny — ! Why, they no longer appear that threatening!” 😁
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“I did not know dragons could be so tiny — ! Why, they no longer appear that threatening!” 😁
she stares, judging him for a moment ── before responding . 💀 .
“ ... no . it's a cigarette . never seen one before, i take it .ᐣ i thought everyone knew what a cigarette was . ”
“ ... no . it's a cigarette . never seen one before, i take it .ᐣ i thought everyone knew what a cigarette was . ”
August 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“ that is NOT what i meant .
it's absolutely not a dragon . ” 👺
it's absolutely not a dragon . ” 👺
she stares, judging him for a moment ── before responding . 💀 .
“ ... no . it's a cigarette . never seen one before, i take it .ᐣ i thought everyone knew what a cigarette was . ”
“ ... no . it's a cigarette . never seen one before, i take it .ᐣ i thought everyone knew what a cigarette was . ”
“… Are you a dragon?” 😦
That’s cigarette smoke, Benjamin 💀
That’s cigarette smoke, Benjamin 💀
smoking her morning cigarette ... 🚬
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
she stares, judging him for a moment ── before responding . 💀 .
“ ... no . it's a cigarette . never seen one before, i take it .ᐣ i thought everyone knew what a cigarette was . ”
“ ... no . it's a cigarette . never seen one before, i take it .ᐣ i thought everyone knew what a cigarette was . ”