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magnavore.bsky.social
Major Shamburger
@magnavore.bsky.social
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Quiet, please

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Lightning Bolt are still good when they’re on a stage, in case you were wondering.
September 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Filmed the last episode of maybe the coolest thing I’ll ever do in my life.

From the tail end of the Bush Administration until tonight, I made live music series(s) with my brother and some of my best friends in the world for the PBS station in Alabama. Insane thing to get to do.
A hand hold an orange backstage pass for the music venue, Saturn. In the space where they would write the name of the band, it says “subcarrier” and the date, which is 9/22. There’s also a dog having an episode in the background.
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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My last edit timeline for the place I've worked my entire life.
A screenshot of the timeline window from Adobe Premiere showing a bunch of audio and video clips laid out in sequence
September 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Respect
A google maps page for a business called “Vamphigher Vape,” which is presumably pronounced “Vampire Vape,” which is truly an A++ pun for a business name
May 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Stay safe out there everybody
A road sign against a chain link fence in a parking lot that reads “SLOW DEATH IN FAMILY”
April 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Yeah, this one is going on the altar
A cast iron sculpture in a garden. The statue depicts a ring made of overlapping hands surrounding a hole in the center
April 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Excuse me did you forget to buy peanuts?
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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imagine starting a church of goatse in 2002 and then blowing the minds of your last 6 followers by installing this in the nave on the next sabboth
a piece of marble carved in stunning detail showing two veiny male arms, disembodied from about 2/3rds forward from the elbow, one covered in a gossamer fabric, but both disappearing into an ambiguous surface, with 8 fingers two knuckles deep
April 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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When you open up the camera and it’s in selfie mode
A picture of a television showing some weird alien presence on a zoom call from an episode of Star Trek TNG. There’s a flip open computer displaying the face of an alien who is absolutely not high at all with a green skin except around the mouth and eyes and bizarre facial features floating on a blue background.
March 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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A metal tray from a mid-century military mess hall with a meal’s worth of food from the insane ration. The tray has compartments, and in the biggest one is the “main” which is pork meatballs with elbow macaroni. It looks ok. The captions say “the biggest meatballs I’ve ever seen”
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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An absolute shitload of little tan packages of food. Like you could cater a meeting for the whole accounting department with this thing.
March 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Some personal news:
March 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Full tactical load out at the adult arts camp.
March 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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life through the ditches
A poster in the “live laugh love” aesthetic style, but written between “life” (sic), “laugh”, and “love” are fragments of the lyrics to Rob Zombie’s “Dragula.” The intent appears to be for the viewer to immediately hear “LIVE through the ditches and LAUGH through the witches and LOVE in the back of my Dragulaaaaaaaagh” to the tune of “Dragula” in their head when they see it, and it mostly works.
December 7, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman begin.
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 AM