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Lad with the silver button
MFW I’m unable to tolerate solids
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hague prison sex is a crazy concept
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
He’s pissed because he converted to homosexuality to become a national political figure and he’s gotten zero traction from it
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I found myself in one a month ago and saw they had new toasted “Sicilian” sandwiches that seemed right up my alley but ended up costing almost twenty dollars lol
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Came here to say this
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The world on that day
The Phantom Menace Ending Scene [4k UltraHD] - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
YouTube video by Collective Culture
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I found a book of his at my parents’ house and almost had an aneurism
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
a man in a nasa shirt is holding a microphone
ALT: a man in a nasa shirt is holding a microphone
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It’s amazing how knowing exactly one (1) ruin-your-life alcoholic and entering my mid-30’s has basically tanked my booze consumption
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’ve seen one proposed MLB realignment that puts the Twins with Milwaukee, Detroit, and Toronto in an eastern “American League”
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Federalist Party post-War of 1812 vibes
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
LAAAAAAAST NIIIIIIGHT
SHEEE SAID
*gurgling noises*
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It is funny how he’s universally known by that name (despite rebranding as “Dwayne Johnson”) despite the fact that many people wouldn’t be able to process him as Mr. “Know your role and shut your mouth”
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Gambling is always gonna happen” Yeah, it’s not the gambling that’s the problem it’s the scale. When people were getting their legs broken by mobsters it wasn’t as widespread, now that credit agencies are seizing your house it’s more “respectable”
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What’s the saying? “St Paul is the last city of the Eastern US and Minneapolis is the first of the West” or something like that?
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM