Magma Doctor
@magmadoctor.bsky.social
Filmmaker, designer, comedian, trade unionist, NYC/TPE
Based on children’s literature, 90% of all deaths are a result of choking on vegetables
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Based on children’s literature, 90% of all deaths are a result of choking on vegetables
Mid 40s, hip pain, balding, incontinence problems is the new hot guy fall 2025
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Mid 40s, hip pain, balding, incontinence problems is the new hot guy fall 2025
There are no military generals on blue sky, and that’s part of the problem with America
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There are no military generals on blue sky, and that’s part of the problem with America
I created a computer that has an indescribable flow chart. Please give me 5 trillion dollars
July 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I created a computer that has an indescribable flow chart. Please give me 5 trillion dollars
Pragmatic White Boy SUPRISES Chinese audience by singing the Star Spangled Banner in perfect Hindi While Fully Crosseyed
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Pragmatic White Boy SUPRISES Chinese audience by singing the Star Spangled Banner in perfect Hindi While Fully Crosseyed
Wow someone never watched Rick and Morty 😏
‘The high point of TV as a medium’: David Lynch’s Twin Peaks may never be bettered
‘The high point of TV as a medium’: David Lynch’s Twin Peaks may never be bettered
The surreal murder mystery’s impact is so profound that its fingerprints are on every show made during TV’s golden age. What a legacy
In the coming days and weeks, much will be made about David Lynch’s gargantuan contribution to cinema. This will be…
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Wow someone never watched Rick and Morty 😏
If Hollywood wants to increase their box office to pre pandemic levels I have some good ideas:
1) make the same number of movies as 2019
2) market movies like you did in 2019
3) schedule the same theatrical engagements like you did in 2019 and stop kicking films to streaming after 2 weeks 🎥
1) make the same number of movies as 2019
2) market movies like you did in 2019
3) schedule the same theatrical engagements like you did in 2019 and stop kicking films to streaming after 2 weeks 🎥
January 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
If Hollywood wants to increase their box office to pre pandemic levels I have some good ideas:
1) make the same number of movies as 2019
2) market movies like you did in 2019
3) schedule the same theatrical engagements like you did in 2019 and stop kicking films to streaming after 2 weeks 🎥
1) make the same number of movies as 2019
2) market movies like you did in 2019
3) schedule the same theatrical engagements like you did in 2019 and stop kicking films to streaming after 2 weeks 🎥
The Pacific Ocean is too big. We should fill that sucker up
January 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Pacific Ocean is too big. We should fill that sucker up
Trump decked out in Carharts and black skullcap . Jpg
December 30, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Trump decked out in Carharts and black skullcap . Jpg
British children : horrible, annoying, bad vibes
French children : cheeky, charming, actual angels
American children : chaotic, alarming, genuine in a scary way
French children : cheeky, charming, actual angels
American children : chaotic, alarming, genuine in a scary way
December 22, 2024 at 10:58 PM
British children : horrible, annoying, bad vibes
French children : cheeky, charming, actual angels
American children : chaotic, alarming, genuine in a scary way
French children : cheeky, charming, actual angels
American children : chaotic, alarming, genuine in a scary way
Everyone is outside, staring at the nights sky, as they worry that their neighbors kids drone is actually from Iran
December 14, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Everyone is outside, staring at the nights sky, as they worry that their neighbors kids drone is actually from Iran
What’s weirder than a 40 year old man trying to frame this issue as hypothetical tangential harm to the lives of hypothetical child actors while glossing over the fact that it’s going to be bad and boring and never is going to run for more than 2 seasons bc Harry Potter is a series for babies
December 10, 2024 at 11:55 PM
What’s weirder than a 40 year old man trying to frame this issue as hypothetical tangential harm to the lives of hypothetical child actors while glossing over the fact that it’s going to be bad and boring and never is going to run for more than 2 seasons bc Harry Potter is a series for babies
How are we going to afford this office space renovation? “Premium Cosmetic Horse Armor”
December 8, 2024 at 6:57 PM
How are we going to afford this office space renovation? “Premium Cosmetic Horse Armor”
Marc Maron interviewing an 85 year old actor who has appeared in 100s of movies cast as “Nazi guard”
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Marc Maron interviewing an 85 year old actor who has appeared in 100s of movies cast as “Nazi guard”
In an alternate universe we’d be celebrating the inauguration of President Omarosa but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
November 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
In an alternate universe we’d be celebrating the inauguration of President Omarosa but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
Doing the “ thanksgiving cousins walk” (41 years old, no siblings no cousins)
November 29, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Doing the “ thanksgiving cousins walk” (41 years old, no siblings no cousins)
There are men who lived and died dressed like Peter Griffon, all before the age of tv.
November 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
There are men who lived and died dressed like Peter Griffon, all before the age of tv.
Barron Trump seems like the kind of nyu student who has a really short ugly and loud grad student boyfriend
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Barron Trump seems like the kind of nyu student who has a really short ugly and loud grad student boyfriend
Folks did you hear about this? There is a new body function that only the big boys know about. It’s calling “Unc’ing” it’s absolutely disgusting. Don’t worry your know all about it when you reach your 40s. It’s horrible.
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Folks did you hear about this? There is a new body function that only the big boys know about. It’s calling “Unc’ing” it’s absolutely disgusting. Don’t worry your know all about it when you reach your 40s. It’s horrible.
Wait so the Catholic Church REDEMPTION arc???
Pope Francis calls for investigation into 'genocide' in Gaza - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/pope-francis-calls-investigation-genocide-gaza
Pope Francis calls for investigation into 'genocide' in Gaza
In new book, Catholic leader says accusations of Israel's genocide in Gaza from 'experts' should be looked into
www.middleeasteye.net
November 18, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Wait so the Catholic Church REDEMPTION arc???
I’m gonna miss my great suggestions to celebrities but twitter is over
November 17, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I’m gonna miss my great suggestions to celebrities but twitter is over