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big gay pikachu | they/them
hollywood will jump through any hoop necessary to not cast fat people yes i'm talking about the new carrie adaptation
June 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
new jorkin it city
December 28, 2024 at 11:36 PM
mike flanagan you're on this app i am begging you to do an open call for carrie white please
December 11, 2024 at 6:04 PM
people don't like being forced to accept queer people well EYE don't like being forced to accept that jimmy fallon is "funny" and "good at singing"
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by korbert
The Bible, but by Carl Sagan
@mikeflanaganfilm.com if you could have a book you disliked rewritten by an author you loved, what would your choice be?
November 22, 2024 at 1:00 AM
i wasn't born to blend in i was born to blandin
September 21, 2023 at 1:47 AM
billionaires. can't live with em, could absolutely do really awesome and great without them actually
August 14, 2023 at 3:23 AM
me: "my back is hurting"
my partner: "your butt is exploding?"
August 1, 2023 at 9:16 PM
August 1, 2023 at 5:13 PM
shooting is shitting and pooping at the same time
July 29, 2023 at 1:49 AM
manifesting barbie becoming the highest grossing film of all time so james cameron is forced to swallow his ego whole
July 28, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Reposted by korbert
it was just pointed out to me that Ben Shapiro went to go hate watch the Barbie movie dressed exactly like Ken lmao
July 22, 2023 at 4:19 PM
IT DID IT thank you grumpy fish
July 22, 2023 at 4:59 PM
lemme try this I'm p hot n cool in this pic I'm a total oxymoron
July 22, 2023 at 4:58 PM
whatever this is a fine pfp
July 22, 2023 at 4:53 PM
I can't wait to shitpost on here all the time
July 22, 2023 at 4:48 PM
another transphobic blue app
July 22, 2023 at 3:54 AM
I CANT CHANGE MY PROFILE PICTURE
July 22, 2023 at 3:53 AM