MsKita⭕
@magicthursday.bsky.social
Guy in car next to me just saw me hop in with my fresh hot coffee grab me phone charger tip my cup and try to plug it in the bottom😞
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Guy in car next to me just saw me hop in with my fresh hot coffee grab me phone charger tip my cup and try to plug it in the bottom😞
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy Caturday fuckers
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Caturday fuckers
Sputtering away on a moped with the crown jewels is such a moment.
October 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sputtering away on a moped with the crown jewels is such a moment.
Went to a new bbq place @scottmik104.bsky.social loved the food. I just served him the leftovers with some homemade chips and coleslaw. He said everything was all too salty. TF? I salted the homemade chips as one must🙄
October 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Went to a new bbq place @scottmik104.bsky.social loved the food. I just served him the leftovers with some homemade chips and coleslaw. He said everything was all too salty. TF? I salted the homemade chips as one must🙄
Just told my Dr. that I went off my meds cold turkey last week because I forgot to bring them with me when I went out of state. She didn't give "proud"
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just told my Dr. that I went off my meds cold turkey last week because I forgot to bring them with me when I went out of state. She didn't give "proud"
@scottmik104.bsky.social I was close but I actually stopped at the AI answer
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@scottmik104.bsky.social I was close but I actually stopped at the AI answer
Wtf is this I found this morning? Thought we weren't allowed to waste beer in this house?
October 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wtf is this I found this morning? Thought we weren't allowed to waste beer in this house?
It's midnight and I thought you should know I am making an adorable baby shower basket.
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's midnight and I thought you should know I am making an adorable baby shower basket.
Someone said Jesus did come for the rapture but he was intercepted by ICE. 🤣😂🤣
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Someone said Jesus did come for the rapture but he was intercepted by ICE. 🤣😂🤣
Babysitting today so I'm gonna spend my down time on rapture tiktok messaging the believers my venmo. Wish me luck!
September 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Babysitting today so I'm gonna spend my down time on rapture tiktok messaging the believers my venmo. Wish me luck!
Happy Caturday! From our 2 very different girls.
September 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy Caturday! From our 2 very different girls.
I made Birria tacos and elote corn for dinner so @scottmik104.bsky.social went out for pizza
September 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I made Birria tacos and elote corn for dinner so @scottmik104.bsky.social went out for pizza
Q: What?Say it.
A: Security heavy.
A: Security heavy.
September 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Q: What?Say it.
A: Security heavy.
A: Security heavy.
Fair warning, I'm hearing out Lil Dicky today.
September 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fair warning, I'm hearing out Lil Dicky today.
This is the burger that @scottmik104.bsky.social said was in his top 3. Now tell the people what you taught me about Bibb lettuce.
September 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is the burger that @scottmik104.bsky.social said was in his top 3. Now tell the people what you taught me about Bibb lettuce.
Whelp...it's 10am on 8/24 😔
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Whelp...it's 10am on 8/24 😔
Factory settings on phones should have "read receipts" turned off...as well as "show dots when typing"
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Factory settings on phones should have "read receipts" turned off...as well as "show dots when typing"
@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social
Look what I found!😄
Look what I found!😄
August 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social
Look what I found!😄
Look what I found!😄
I know I can Google it but did ESPN air a popdarts tournament?
August 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I know I can Google it but did ESPN air a popdarts tournament?
Am I gas lighting myself or is the skunk smell really gone? Someone come smell my house. Don't look at it bitch! Just ya know... a lil sniff sniff.
August 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Am I gas lighting myself or is the skunk smell really gone? Someone come smell my house. Don't look at it bitch! Just ya know... a lil sniff sniff.
I thought @scottmik104.bsky.social was smoking really dank weed but it was just this girl covered in skunk spray🦨
August 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I thought @scottmik104.bsky.social was smoking really dank weed but it was just this girl covered in skunk spray🦨
Status of my return: I put all of the filthy towels and blankets directly into dryer. No washing necessary.
July 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Status of my return: I put all of the filthy towels and blankets directly into dryer. No washing necessary.