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Melanie Low
@magicmelanie.bsky.social
Toad in the hole.
August 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You could have Klinefelter syndrome
August 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I was part of the crowd that stormed the track when Mansell won at Silverstone.
August 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
A shit parent either way.
July 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Meow 😸
June 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You didn’t lie. It was you. It’s a really lame reason not to be interested in someone.
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It was the cause. The dumped guy sent the offending text on the way to the date.
June 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Love little finches 😍 plus being number 1000 to 🤍 the post gave me a lovely dopamine boost!
June 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Same
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Which is?
June 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
May 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
May 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I stopped watching Novara when Michael was so derisory about the idea of defunding the police. What’s so funny about stopping the funding to turn US cops into soldiers and funding mental health services?
May 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It wasn’t E.on, was it? Got a reprimand from my manager for taking 10 mins to get a coffee when I’d dragged myself into work after having a night of negative selftalk so bad I wanted to shoot myself. When I ended up off work as a result, I got a written warning.
May 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I used to be a swinger. Bumped into a friend’s brother in law. Told him ‘[Friend] doesn’t know I do this.’ To which he replied ‘She doesn’t know I do either’. I didn’t care if she knew I did but wanted to sensitive approach the subject that I wouldn’t tell on him.
May 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Is that a cock sandwich? Urban dictionary says it’s 2 mouths 1 cock.
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
That only a little over 1 a day
April 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM