Lissssen, I absolutely love steak, but this is A LOT. 😮‍💨

The way I wanna get “I told you so” tattooed on the palm of my hand. 😑😑😑😑

Yeeaaah, it might be time to break that one out again lol.

His Tinder profile must be….interesting.

Tbf, she decided eons ago that all blankets are ultimately hers.

Give her scritches for me.

Ewww, still? I’m sorry, Sis.

Did I stop texting you to reply to this?

Yes. 🤣🤣🤣

LOVE YOU! 🫶🏾

Nah, although I DID consider

To quote Bandit Heeler -

Alexa, read 1984 on Audible, please.

Let’s go for the full cast version this time. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

As a transplant, I can see him as one who came for college and just never left.

As someone who married a sarcastic and jaded man from Massachusetts, they are not the same. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He’s not making it as far as Ohio in that thing.

- signed a raised Yinzer turned Masshole 🤣🤣🤣

Completely agree. It’s devastating. Tiktok literally changed our lives.

HOW WILL I REMEMBER TO WASH MY RICE NOW??? 😭

My spaces will always be safe.

My spaces will ALWAYS lift up Black women (is the Threads follow chain here, too?)

Trans identities are valid.

I’m here to build community, find my people, and put good in the world.

I’m also here for the gardening content. Assume I’m gardening right now. 🤣🤣🤣🥴🥴🥴

My found family saved my life and helped me find my magick.

My nibblings call me MeMo (mee-mo), my kids’ friends call me Mom or Chilli, and it’s been a goal of mine to be a foster parent for as long as I can remember.

Still working on that part. ☺️

I have a bigger on the inside obsession with tabletop games, Graveyard Keeper, Stardew Valley, all things Marvel, and, of course, Doctor Who.

I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy and I LIIIIVE for musical theatre. One of my biggest flexes is seeing Six opening night in NYC. 👑👑👑

I just downloaded it yesterday. I can’t wait to really get started.