Miranda Rose
@magickmatter.bsky.social
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
"Peter Piper claimed he picked them, he just underpaid Pablo."
September 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Peter Piper claimed he picked them, he just underpaid Pablo."
"How'd your night go?"
I ate expired yogurt, accidentally lit my cat's tail on fire (he's fine, just stupid sometimes), and have olive oil stuck on the one place on my back I can't reach right now.
Somehow, all this still falls under the "normal night" umbrella for me.
I ate expired yogurt, accidentally lit my cat's tail on fire (he's fine, just stupid sometimes), and have olive oil stuck on the one place on my back I can't reach right now.
Somehow, all this still falls under the "normal night" umbrella for me.
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the man is saying i 'm tired of myself
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the man is saying i 'm tired of myself
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August 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"How'd your night go?"
I ate expired yogurt, accidentally lit my cat's tail on fire (he's fine, just stupid sometimes), and have olive oil stuck on the one place on my back I can't reach right now.
Somehow, all this still falls under the "normal night" umbrella for me.
I ate expired yogurt, accidentally lit my cat's tail on fire (he's fine, just stupid sometimes), and have olive oil stuck on the one place on my back I can't reach right now.
Somehow, all this still falls under the "normal night" umbrella for me.
Saw Funeral Project, Dayseeker, and Ice Nine Kills tonight with a great friend 🖤 Unfortunately, Kim Dracula didn't make the show, but it was still an absolutely amazing concert.
My neck and heels will hurt tomorrow, but if they don't, did you even attend a concert right?
My neck and heels will hurt tomorrow, but if they don't, did you even attend a concert right?
August 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Saw Funeral Project, Dayseeker, and Ice Nine Kills tonight with a great friend 🖤 Unfortunately, Kim Dracula didn't make the show, but it was still an absolutely amazing concert.
My neck and heels will hurt tomorrow, but if they don't, did you even attend a concert right?
My neck and heels will hurt tomorrow, but if they don't, did you even attend a concert right?
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Hey, hey you! Just wanted to let you know that you're loved and cared about, everything is going to be ok and we'll pull through this together and we'll have better days ahead ❤️
August 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hey, hey you! Just wanted to let you know that you're loved and cared about, everything is going to be ok and we'll pull through this together and we'll have better days ahead ❤️
My BABY 😭🖤🥹
(I'm apparently just not on social media anymore idk, I'm trying)
(I'm apparently just not on social media anymore idk, I'm trying)
August 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
My BABY 😭🖤🥹
(I'm apparently just not on social media anymore idk, I'm trying)
(I'm apparently just not on social media anymore idk, I'm trying)
Third attempt into eating this.
It's delicious, one of my favorites. But my stomach is tight.
How the fuck am I supposed to eat after witnessing children, families, pets, starving? A nation.
A genocide.
How am I supposed to live the life I'm so privileged to have when I know what's happening?
It's delicious, one of my favorites. But my stomach is tight.
How the fuck am I supposed to eat after witnessing children, families, pets, starving? A nation.
A genocide.
How am I supposed to live the life I'm so privileged to have when I know what's happening?
July 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Third attempt into eating this.
It's delicious, one of my favorites. But my stomach is tight.
How the fuck am I supposed to eat after witnessing children, families, pets, starving? A nation.
A genocide.
How am I supposed to live the life I'm so privileged to have when I know what's happening?
It's delicious, one of my favorites. But my stomach is tight.
How the fuck am I supposed to eat after witnessing children, families, pets, starving? A nation.
A genocide.
How am I supposed to live the life I'm so privileged to have when I know what's happening?
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Imagine this is you.
You’re locked in a cell thousands of miles from home. No one knows where you are. No charges. No trial. No end in sight.
You’re locked in a cell thousands of miles from home. No one knows where you are. No charges. No trial. No end in sight.
July 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Imagine this is you.
You’re locked in a cell thousands of miles from home. No one knows where you are. No charges. No trial. No end in sight.
You’re locked in a cell thousands of miles from home. No one knows where you are. No charges. No trial. No end in sight.
I just heard what sounded like a distant, but massive, explosion. 👀
Feeling real nervous right now. It's like 2:30am and really there's no way that sound was intentional, so now I'm worried for strangers in a hypothetical situation I know nothing about that may or may not exist.
Empathy is great.
Feeling real nervous right now. It's like 2:30am and really there's no way that sound was intentional, so now I'm worried for strangers in a hypothetical situation I know nothing about that may or may not exist.
Empathy is great.
July 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I just heard what sounded like a distant, but massive, explosion. 👀
Feeling real nervous right now. It's like 2:30am and really there's no way that sound was intentional, so now I'm worried for strangers in a hypothetical situation I know nothing about that may or may not exist.
Empathy is great.
Feeling real nervous right now. It's like 2:30am and really there's no way that sound was intentional, so now I'm worried for strangers in a hypothetical situation I know nothing about that may or may not exist.
Empathy is great.
I've never picked berries at a farm, at least not a berry farm.
This was like the picturesque depictions of berrypicking in books and the like. 😅💜
No brambles, no giant insect hives, no thorns?!
LOVED this and I wanna do it again tomorrow. 😆
This was like the picturesque depictions of berrypicking in books and the like. 😅💜
No brambles, no giant insect hives, no thorns?!
LOVED this and I wanna do it again tomorrow. 😆
June 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I've never picked berries at a farm, at least not a berry farm.
This was like the picturesque depictions of berrypicking in books and the like. 😅💜
No brambles, no giant insect hives, no thorns?!
LOVED this and I wanna do it again tomorrow. 😆
This was like the picturesque depictions of berrypicking in books and the like. 😅💜
No brambles, no giant insect hives, no thorns?!
LOVED this and I wanna do it again tomorrow. 😆
OCD + Arachnophobia = Having to brush your hair for over thirty minutes straight until your scalp hurts to convince yourself it isn't suddenly a spider's nest after a spider crawls onto your shoulder in a bath. There are an innumerable amount of imaginary spiders in and on my skin now.
June 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
OCD + Arachnophobia = Having to brush your hair for over thirty minutes straight until your scalp hurts to convince yourself it isn't suddenly a spider's nest after a spider crawls onto your shoulder in a bath. There are an innumerable amount of imaginary spiders in and on my skin now.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes.” -Anne Frank, 01/13/1943
June 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes.” -Anne Frank, 01/13/1943
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So, today I learned that "Being down for the count" and "Going down on the Count" are two very different things. Also, I am no longer allowed at the Dracula museum.
May 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So, today I learned that "Being down for the count" and "Going down on the Count" are two very different things. Also, I am no longer allowed at the Dracula museum.
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ART OF THE FOLD........
May 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ART OF THE FOLD........
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Art of the Deal!!
May 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Art of the Deal!!
Honestly still giggling about how in "Sinners" Remmick turned the two clan members, then immediately hive mind controlled them into performing for everyone at the door and including them in his lil speech about equality.
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Honestly still giggling about how in "Sinners" Remmick turned the two clan members, then immediately hive mind controlled them into performing for everyone at the door and including them in his lil speech about equality.
Okay real though. You just have like an hour of "Yeah I'd sell you to Satan for a corn chip" then go back to feeling bad about that. 😂😭
does anyone else experience high empathy 90% of the time but then just have random moments where it’s like your empathy MP bar empties out and everyone just looks like sacks of meat
May 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Okay real though. You just have like an hour of "Yeah I'd sell you to Satan for a corn chip" then go back to feeling bad about that. 😂😭
Me going to sleep at 9pm: it's gonna be great, gonna just sleep as long as possible and wake up finally feeling rested again!
Me at 1am:
Me at 1am:
a cartoon character named spongebob is laying in bed with a pillow .
ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob is laying in bed with a pillow .
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April 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Me going to sleep at 9pm: it's gonna be great, gonna just sleep as long as possible and wake up finally feeling rested again!
Me at 1am:
Me at 1am:
Ohhh THESE are gonna get requested again I can feel it.
The cupcakes are made with coffee bloomed cocoa and brown sugar, and the frosting is a version of edible cookie dough 🖤🍪
The cupcakes are made with coffee bloomed cocoa and brown sugar, and the frosting is a version of edible cookie dough 🖤🍪
April 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ohhh THESE are gonna get requested again I can feel it.
The cupcakes are made with coffee bloomed cocoa and brown sugar, and the frosting is a version of edible cookie dough 🖤🍪
The cupcakes are made with coffee bloomed cocoa and brown sugar, and the frosting is a version of edible cookie dough 🖤🍪
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ALA is deeply concerned by reports that IMLS is sending notices to libraries claiming to cancel grants that are required by law. This harmful action will disrupt libraries' ability to serve their communities.
Tell Congress to protect library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
#ForOurLibraries
Tell Congress to protect library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
#ForOurLibraries
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ALA is deeply concerned by reports that IMLS is sending notices to libraries claiming to cancel grants that are required by law. This harmful action will disrupt libraries' ability to serve their communities.
Tell Congress to protect library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
#ForOurLibraries
Tell Congress to protect library funding: bit.ly/CallCongressForLibraries
#ForOurLibraries
Went to my partner's dentist appointment as a form of exposure therapy.
It's working great, exposed to a LOT of anxiety here.
It's working great, exposed to a LOT of anxiety here.
April 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Went to my partner's dentist appointment as a form of exposure therapy.
It's working great, exposed to a LOT of anxiety here.
It's working great, exposed to a LOT of anxiety here.
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The only piece of actual wisdom I have ever learned about US politics is "Never believe something is too stupid to happen."
March 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The only piece of actual wisdom I have ever learned about US politics is "Never believe something is too stupid to happen."
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Fallout London has been kicking my ass. 😂😭
Surprise surprise, can't find guns easily in London.
Surprise surprise, can't find guns easily in London.
March 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fallout London has been kicking my ass. 😂😭
Surprise surprise, can't find guns easily in London.
Surprise surprise, can't find guns easily in London.