Magickal Mountain Maven
@magickappalachian.bsky.social
Life contracts before it expands, and pulls back before it leaps forward.
October 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Life contracts before it expands, and pulls back before it leaps forward.
Imagine not liking me but I forgot about you in a jar in my freezer 🫙✨
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Imagine not liking me but I forgot about you in a jar in my freezer 🫙✨
imagine me n you are arguing and i whip out a fcking banjo and start layin shit down
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
imagine me n you are arguing and i whip out a fcking banjo and start layin shit down
Imma just start telling people “you have forsaken me” whenever they do me wrong
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Imma just start telling people “you have forsaken me” whenever they do me wrong
Imagine hating me and I'm just in the creek stuffing cool rocks in my pockets..
September 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Imagine hating me and I'm just in the creek stuffing cool rocks in my pockets..
Banned from the Rapture for calling it “Uppies”
September 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Banned from the Rapture for calling it “Uppies”
they'll put a dollar general up ur ass if u ain't careful
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
they'll put a dollar general up ur ass if u ain't careful
I hope you are surrounded by more love than you can stand.
September 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I hope you are surrounded by more love than you can stand.
Yesterday my sister was Audrey Hepburn and today she's Rosa Parks but I'm the one with the mental illness.
Ok.
Ok.
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Yesterday my sister was Audrey Hepburn and today she's Rosa Parks but I'm the one with the mental illness.
Ok.
Ok.
I can see it. I'm actually watching life shift into place in real time. Pieces falling into place. And I'm showing gratitude for every step along the way.
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I can see it. I'm actually watching life shift into place in real time. Pieces falling into place. And I'm showing gratitude for every step along the way.
You judge the choices people make but you don't know what options we have to choose from.
Stop that. Shut up or offer another option.
Stop that. Shut up or offer another option.
September 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You judge the choices people make but you don't know what options we have to choose from.
Stop that. Shut up or offer another option.
Stop that. Shut up or offer another option.
“you need jesus”
well i think you need a rose quartz tower up your ass, Susan
well i think you need a rose quartz tower up your ass, Susan
August 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“you need jesus”
well i think you need a rose quartz tower up your ass, Susan
well i think you need a rose quartz tower up your ass, Susan
August 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Don’t trip if he has btches all over him that’s what flies do to a piece of shit 😒
August 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Don’t trip if he has btches all over him that’s what flies do to a piece of shit 😒
My accent ain’t just a southern accent. I speak hills and hollers.
August 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My accent ain’t just a southern accent. I speak hills and hollers.
About to go male dinner in these shoes. Because I can.
August 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
About to go male dinner in these shoes. Because I can.
"Just be yourself"
ok well i did and now everyone's scared and i need a lawyer
ok well i did and now everyone's scared and i need a lawyer
August 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Just be yourself"
ok well i did and now everyone's scared and i need a lawyer
ok well i did and now everyone's scared and i need a lawyer
i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go
August 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go
Stop dating guys who only wanna see you at night, you aint no bat
August 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Stop dating guys who only wanna see you at night, you aint no bat
hearting my man posts gone get your granny dug up & used as halloween decor ☺️☺️☺️
August 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hearting my man posts gone get your granny dug up & used as halloween decor ☺️☺️☺️
what is legally stopping me from writing a prequel to the bible
August 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
what is legally stopping me from writing a prequel to the bible
rope bondage? honey no, this is Kentucky, we use rachet straps.
August 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
rope bondage? honey no, this is Kentucky, we use rachet straps.
Opps, hehehehehe
August 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Opps, hehehehehe
Starting an OF is looking better and better every day
August 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Starting an OF is looking better and better every day
if u come to my house and ur rude to my cat, then u can go home
August 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
if u come to my house and ur rude to my cat, then u can go home