Gareth Foreman
@magicgareth.bsky.social
Mental Health professional & Magician (sometimes a combination of both), book reviewer and voracious reader, Buddhist, dog lover (esp springer spaniels), chef, saxophone player, allotmenteer, enjoy listening to LPs and smoking the odd cigar.
As we gather to honour the war dead let us remember the last Nazi pilot shot down.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
As we gather to honour the war dead let us remember the last Nazi pilot shot down.
Me!
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Me!
Currently watching Foyle’s War.
Laurence Fox is playing a Nazi.
Even when he’s playing himself he’s shit.
In fact he once failed an audition to play himself.
Laurence Fox is playing a Nazi.
Even when he’s playing himself he’s shit.
In fact he once failed an audition to play himself.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Currently watching Foyle’s War.
Laurence Fox is playing a Nazi.
Even when he’s playing himself he’s shit.
In fact he once failed an audition to play himself.
Laurence Fox is playing a Nazi.
Even when he’s playing himself he’s shit.
In fact he once failed an audition to play himself.
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WHAT DO WE WANT?!
A LEFT WING LABOUR PARTY!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
VOTE GREEN!
A LEFT WING LABOUR PARTY!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
VOTE GREEN!
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
WHAT DO WE WANT?!
A LEFT WING LABOUR PARTY!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
VOTE GREEN!
A LEFT WING LABOUR PARTY!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
VOTE GREEN!
Happy 82nd birthday to Joni Mitchell, one of her finest albums!
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Happy 82nd birthday to Joni Mitchell, one of her finest albums!
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Which one is more English?
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I can’t recall the mass hysteria of the far right media and their assorted sycophantic lap dogs over these shocking accidental releases.
I wonder why that is?
I wonder why that is?
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I can’t recall the mass hysteria of the far right media and their assorted sycophantic lap dogs over these shocking accidental releases.
I wonder why that is?
I wonder why that is?
Under the Conservative government there were on average 17 incorrect releases per month but they never made the news……….
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
England prison chiefs summoned to urgent meeting with ministers over wrongful releases
Justice minister says digital team will overhaul ‘archaic’ paper system partly to blame for 22 people being wrongly freed every month
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Under the Conservative government there were on average 17 incorrect releases per month but they never made the news……….
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
So much for ‘looking after our own’.
Reform council chucking elderly people onto the streets in time for Christmas.
Same thing is happening in Worthing - another Reform run council……
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform council chucking elderly people onto the streets in time for Christmas.
Same thing is happening in Worthing - another Reform run council……
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Lancashire’s Reform-run council plans to close care homes and day centres
Questions about potential conflict of interest as council’s cabinet member for social care owns private care company
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So much for ‘looking after our own’.
Reform council chucking elderly people onto the streets in time for Christmas.
Same thing is happening in Worthing - another Reform run council……
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform council chucking elderly people onto the streets in time for Christmas.
Same thing is happening in Worthing - another Reform run council……
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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BBC News bulletins leading on the story of an Algerian man being mistakenly released by the prison service.
Funnily enough I don't remember these cases ever leading the bulletins when an average of ten prisoners were mistakenly released a month in the final year of the last Government
Funnily enough I don't remember these cases ever leading the bulletins when an average of ten prisoners were mistakenly released a month in the final year of the last Government
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
BBC News bulletins leading on the story of an Algerian man being mistakenly released by the prison service.
Funnily enough I don't remember these cases ever leading the bulletins when an average of ten prisoners were mistakenly released a month in the final year of the last Government
Funnily enough I don't remember these cases ever leading the bulletins when an average of ten prisoners were mistakenly released a month in the final year of the last Government
How long before the piss coloured oaf claims the New York mayoral election was rigged?
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How long before the piss coloured oaf claims the New York mayoral election was rigged?
This is how Americans are reacting to the train stabbings on Truth Social.
They don’t have a fucking clue.
They don’t have a fucking clue.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is how Americans are reacting to the train stabbings on Truth Social.
They don’t have a fucking clue.
They don’t have a fucking clue.
Ouch! Manage to slice myself open doing the washing up🤬🤬🤬🤬
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ouch! Manage to slice myself open doing the washing up🤬🤬🤬🤬
The Peado formerly known as Prince keeps the corgis.
A statement from the Royal Kennels said: ‘Going forward hopefully these dogs will be the only thing the sweaty nonce will be grooming.’
Both corgis are above the age of consent in dog years.
apple.news/AeEGXG8HzQI6...
A statement from the Royal Kennels said: ‘Going forward hopefully these dogs will be the only thing the sweaty nonce will be grooming.’
Both corgis are above the age of consent in dog years.
apple.news/AeEGXG8HzQI6...
Buckingham Palace confirms plan for late Queen’s corgis after Andrew stripped of title — The Independent
Earlier this year, Sarah Ferguson claimed that the late Queen communicated to her through the dogs’ barking
apple.news
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The Peado formerly known as Prince keeps the corgis.
A statement from the Royal Kennels said: ‘Going forward hopefully these dogs will be the only thing the sweaty nonce will be grooming.’
Both corgis are above the age of consent in dog years.
apple.news/AeEGXG8HzQI6...
A statement from the Royal Kennels said: ‘Going forward hopefully these dogs will be the only thing the sweaty nonce will be grooming.’
Both corgis are above the age of consent in dog years.
apple.news/AeEGXG8HzQI6...
Another bit of Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention while having morning coffee.
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Another bit of Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention while having morning coffee.
Don’t stop with Andrew.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
🎧 Andrew stripped of ‘Prince’ title by the King
With Senior Royal Correspondent Daniela Relph, Adam Fleming and me
bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
With Senior Royal Correspondent Daniela Relph, Adam Fleming and me
bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Newscast - Andrew Stripped Of ‘Prince’ Title - BBC Sounds
Andrew will also have to leave his Windsor mansion, Royal Lodge.
bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Don’t stop with Andrew.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
Don’t stop with Andrew.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Don’t stop with Andrew.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
Charles should be held to the same level of scrutiny over his friendships with Savile, Peter Ball, Lord Mountbatten all well known wrong’uns.
In other news:
Roundabout painting up 77%.
Putting up flags up 77%
Shouting at hotels up 77%
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Roundabout painting up 77%.
Putting up flags up 77%
Shouting at hotels up 77%
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Pornhub says UK visitors down 77% since age checks came in
The site tells BBC News it believes people are viewing riskier sites - but they may just be using VPNs.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
In other news:
Roundabout painting up 77%.
Putting up flags up 77%
Shouting at hotels up 77%
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Roundabout painting up 77%.
Putting up flags up 77%
Shouting at hotels up 77%
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sit the piss coloured oaf down and make him watch ‘Threads’.
He’s warhead waving again: “I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis. That process will begin immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP”
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP”
I remember this TV flick as a kid. It freaked me the fuck out. Now we have a president who thinks it’s a game… again!
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sit the piss coloured oaf down and make him watch ‘Threads’.
Let’s have a game of guess the song?
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Let’s have a game of guess the song?
Perfect way to start the day. One of my favourite Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention albums!
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Perfect way to start the day. One of my favourite Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention albums!
dvertise your account with just one image
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
dvertise your account with just one image
🍁🍂Good morning dear friends, I wish everyone happy, healthy, productive, safe and peaceful day. Chernivtsi, Ukraine 🇺🇦
October 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wanted by police for sexually assaulting a minor but still invited to your daughter’s 18th birthday party…….
Prince Andrew hosted Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Harvey Weinstein at Royal Lodge, the home he’s under pressure to move out of
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Prince Andrew hosted Epstein, Maxwell and Weinstein at Royal Lodge
The trio were at Andrew's mansion in 2006 as part of his daughter Beatrice's 18th birthday celebrations.
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Wanted by police for sexually assaulting a minor but still invited to your daughter’s 18th birthday party…….
Good to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social has got the HateMail rattled it’s absolute proof he’s on the right track!
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Good to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social has got the HateMail rattled it’s absolute proof he’s on the right track!