Matt
@magicalgnome.bsky.social
The beast sleeps through the afternoon, but will soon begin her hunt for dinner. (By yelling at us until we feed her)
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The beast sleeps through the afternoon, but will soon begin her hunt for dinner. (By yelling at us until we feed her)
Would you believe estimated shipping to Canada is just as bad?
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Would you believe estimated shipping to Canada is just as bad?
Setting up a voice acting profile and this is the most hilarious interests tag so far
September 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Setting up a voice acting profile and this is the most hilarious interests tag so far
I am alive, have a picture of the balcony garden and my really neat Candy Cane peppers
August 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am alive, have a picture of the balcony garden and my really neat Candy Cane peppers
May as well go full Metal Gear and get the beret to match.
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
May as well go full Metal Gear and get the beret to match.
The audacity of this cat.
It's a beautiful afternoon, I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I don't finish until 7:30, when the sun is nearly down, so I head onto the balcony to chill for a while.
Din comes out, yells at me in her sad kitty voice until I get up, and then leaps into my chair.
It's a beautiful afternoon, I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I don't finish until 7:30, when the sun is nearly down, so I head onto the balcony to chill for a while.
Din comes out, yells at me in her sad kitty voice until I get up, and then leaps into my chair.
May 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The audacity of this cat.
It's a beautiful afternoon, I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I don't finish until 7:30, when the sun is nearly down, so I head onto the balcony to chill for a while.
Din comes out, yells at me in her sad kitty voice until I get up, and then leaps into my chair.
It's a beautiful afternoon, I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I don't finish until 7:30, when the sun is nearly down, so I head onto the balcony to chill for a while.
Din comes out, yells at me in her sad kitty voice until I get up, and then leaps into my chair.
Similar but different, I keep a capped lip balm beside an identical capped mustache wax.
They're both wax based, it's probably fine, right?
They're both wax based, it's probably fine, right?
May 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Similar but different, I keep a capped lip balm beside an identical capped mustache wax.
They're both wax based, it's probably fine, right?
They're both wax based, it's probably fine, right?
Spent my easter weekend acquiring yet another special FFXIV mount. Worth it.
April 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Spent my easter weekend acquiring yet another special FFXIV mount. Worth it.
Real gamer hours, spent 3 hours of my Friday night grinding a solo instance for this.
April 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Real gamer hours, spent 3 hours of my Friday night grinding a solo instance for this.
The beast has been placate by pets
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The beast has been placate by pets
I'm trying to work and this little idiot walks in to yell her displeasure at me.
February 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm trying to work and this little idiot walks in to yell her displeasure at me.
She sleeps best when she knows she's stopping you from doing work.
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
She sleeps best when she knows she's stopping you from doing work.
Have a cat for your timeline
February 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Have a cat for your timeline
I have severely miscalculated my evening snack cheese to salami ratio. Do I get more salami? Or do I just eat cheese on its own...
(The answer is that I'm stuck at my desk and couldn't get more salami if I wanted to.)
(The answer is that I'm stuck at my desk and couldn't get more salami if I wanted to.)
January 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have severely miscalculated my evening snack cheese to salami ratio. Do I get more salami? Or do I just eat cheese on its own...
(The answer is that I'm stuck at my desk and couldn't get more salami if I wanted to.)
(The answer is that I'm stuck at my desk and couldn't get more salami if I wanted to.)