Elderberry
@magicalandmundane.bsky.social
The Witch and The Scientist.
Former elementary educator. Current mental health therapist. Cat mom. Amateur science enthusiast. AuDHD.
Former elementary educator. Current mental health therapist. Cat mom. Amateur science enthusiast. AuDHD.
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"I'm not a medical doctor. I'm a ✨️feelings specialist✨️" - me, to a client, during a therapy session today
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Today is the 10th anniversary of my dad's death. We were not close, so I don't want him back. It's just strange how different my life is now than it was a decade ago. He has had more of a positive influence on my life since he died than he ever did while alive. #GriefIsWeird
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Today is the 10th anniversary of my dad's death. We were not close, so I don't want him back. It's just strange how different my life is now than it was a decade ago. He has had more of a positive influence on my life since he died than he ever did while alive. #GriefIsWeird
Bad news: I have a migraine.
Good news: The local fast food chain allows you to buy a side of pickles.
Good news: The local fast food chain allows you to buy a side of pickles.
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bad news: I have a migraine.
Good news: The local fast food chain allows you to buy a side of pickles.
Good news: The local fast food chain allows you to buy a side of pickles.
A movie you've seen now than 7 times with gif
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A movie you've seen now than 7 times with gif
I fell asleep around mid-7th and woke up mid-11th. I watched the bottom of the 11th on Gameday, so I IMMEDIATELY went to Bluesky to verify.
This was the first thing I saw. This is how I found out it was official.
This was the first thing I saw. This is how I found out it was official.
NHNKJUBKJBUHBLMK: WORLD FUCKING CHAMPS AGAIN!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I fell asleep around mid-7th and woke up mid-11th. I watched the bottom of the 11th on Gameday, so I IMMEDIATELY went to Bluesky to verify.
This was the first thing I saw. This is how I found out it was official.
This was the first thing I saw. This is how I found out it was official.
I can't even BEGIN to count the times my ear plugs have come in clutch for migraine or just general AuDHD sensory overwhelm. (OG Loop Switch)
social norms are for normies
take care of your ear drums
take care of your ear drums
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I can't even BEGIN to count the times my ear plugs have come in clutch for migraine or just general AuDHD sensory overwhelm. (OG Loop Switch)
Halloween plans: Stuff my face full of Cookout, change into pajamas, do a load of laundry, and hand out candy to any trick or treaters. Also, there's a baseball game tonight? 🎃 👻 🍬 ⚾️ 💙
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Halloween plans: Stuff my face full of Cookout, change into pajamas, do a load of laundry, and hand out candy to any trick or treaters. Also, there's a baseball game tonight? 🎃 👻 🍬 ⚾️ 💙
POV: Your therapist is a spooky kid
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
POV: Your therapist is a spooky kid
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
I just got an autism diagnosis to go with my ADHD. "The girls are fighting" but it's my need for routine and my need for novelty. #AuDHD
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I just got an autism diagnosis to go with my ADHD. "The girls are fighting" but it's my need for routine and my need for novelty. #AuDHD
Community is literally life-saving.
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Community is literally life-saving.
Today is brought to you by Migraine™️!
Migraine™️: Because Fuck You, That's Why!
Migraine™️: Because Fuck You, That's Why!
a cardboard sign that says commercial break is in front of bunk beds
Alt: A handwritten cardboard sign says "COMMERCIAL BREAK" in pastel colors
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Today is brought to you by Migraine™️!
Migraine™️: Because Fuck You, That's Why!
Migraine™️: Because Fuck You, That's Why!
Dress for the job you want.
JK I'm a witch every day even though I may not always look like it.
JK I'm a witch every day even though I may not always look like it.
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dress for the job you want.
JK I'm a witch every day even though I may not always look like it.
JK I'm a witch every day even though I may not always look like it.
Thanks to steroids, muscle relaxers, and my bag of hot and cold things, I made it through the rest of the workweek.
a woman wearing glasses is talking on a cell phone to a man in a room .
Alt: Liz Lemon holds both her thumbs up as she has an unhappy and insincere look on her face.
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thanks to steroids, muscle relaxers, and my bag of hot and cold things, I made it through the rest of the workweek.
Good News: I have the day off in an otherwise busy workweek.
Bad News: It's because my back issue has gotten much worse and I called out to go to urgent care.
Bad News: It's because my back issue has gotten much worse and I called out to go to urgent care.
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Good News: I have the day off in an otherwise busy workweek.
Bad News: It's because my back issue has gotten much worse and I called out to go to urgent care.
Bad News: It's because my back issue has gotten much worse and I called out to go to urgent care.
couples therapist / children's therapist / individual therapist
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
couples therapist / children's therapist / individual therapist
Me: (applied an ice pack to my aching and stiff lower back)
Also Me: Why am I suddenly freezing? Am I running a fever?
Also Me: Why am I suddenly freezing? Am I running a fever?
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me: (applied an ice pack to my aching and stiff lower back)
Also Me: Why am I suddenly freezing? Am I running a fever?
Also Me: Why am I suddenly freezing? Am I running a fever?
Lemon it's Wednesday-ass week ending strong! I aggravated a back injury and my only morning appointment didn't show up.
a woman in a purple shirt is sitting at a table with her hand in her pocket .
Alt: Liz Lemon makes a fart noise with her mouth while she uses one hand to pull on the thumb of the other hand in an aggressive thumbs down motion.
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lemon it's Wednesday-ass week ending strong! I aggravated a back injury and my only morning appointment didn't show up.
It's been a Lemon, it's Wednesday-ass week so far.
a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?
Alt: Liz Lemon: What a week, huh?
Jack Donaghy: Lemon, it's Wednesday.
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's been a Lemon, it's Wednesday-ass week so far.
What's your sign?
Me:
Me:
September 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What's your sign?
Me:
Me:
I woke up feeling tired and grumpy after a long and busy week and a night of poor sleep. This is the affirmation card I pulled for today. #WitchSky
September 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I woke up feeling tired and grumpy after a long and busy week and a night of poor sleep. This is the affirmation card I pulled for today. #WitchSky
I get up at 5 am most days (thanks to my cat Rhythm and my circadian rhythm). This gives me time for what my friends and I call "soft morning."
September 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I get up at 5 am most days (thanks to my cat Rhythm and my circadian rhythm). This gives me time for what my friends and I call "soft morning."
I get my first mammogram tonight. I'm more worried about the fact that my appointment is at the end of the day than I am about the procedure itself.
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I get my first mammogram tonight. I'm more worried about the fact that my appointment is at the end of the day than I am about the procedure itself.
Reposted by Elderberry
You’re waiting on a rapture, I’m waiting on an asteroid. We’re not the same.
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You’re waiting on a rapture, I’m waiting on an asteroid. We’re not the same.
One of our major rituals for the year took place last night, and then I lightly recreated it for a local UU church this morning.
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
One of our major rituals for the year took place last night, and then I lightly recreated it for a local UU church this morning.