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As convincing as a lot of this is, thankfully it’s satire. I was nervous until I got to the 18 cats in a studio bit.
Close-up of headline for Curtis Sliwa article with the tag “SATIRE” circled.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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That face, though! 😄😻
Closeup of Frank’s face. He looks like he’s about to deliver a lecture on how to properly tune an internal-combustion engine or something. Very earnest but with a bit of the tough guy about him.
September 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Periodic table of elements color-coded by whether or not a natural element is lickable. Green (Sure, it’s probably fine): 59. Yellow (Maybe not a good idea): 9. Red (You really shouldn’t): 17. Purple (Please reconsider): 33. (Numbers may be slightly inaccurate from my quick counting.)
August 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I think she’d be good for me!
Bea Arthur from Maude set into a photo of the Teletubbies sun, captioned: Me, trying to be a ray of sunshine.
August 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Before sunset, after rain.
Photo of a deepening blue sky filled with billowy pinky-orange clouds fading into gray.
March 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
maggwheel.bsky.social
The Mystics from the movie The Dark Crystal, walking through the desert singing.
February 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
maggwheel.bsky.social
This is so beautiful! 😻 Sorry, I couldn’t resist:
Antiquified portrait of woman with cat, black-and-white with peach and gold velvet frame.
February 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
maggwheel.bsky.social
Wow does that get surreal near the end.
Screenshot from an incorrectly coded website where the words keep getting bigger and bigger until all you can see are individual letter shapes surfacing out of the blankness like whales at sea. Red text on a white background. Pretty sure this pic shows the top half of a lowercase T.
November 12, 2024 at 9:44 AM
maggwheel.bsky.social
Thanks for the cake! Also: I had no idea how grim my brain had already gotten until I installed this and felt an immediate rush of joy. You’re the best, and I hope you get enough cake today.
Screen shot of my phone’s lock screen with Space Cat wallpaper from A Marmot’s KoFi shop. Wallpaper shows an 8bit pixel art drawing of a black cat in a purple space suit, happily floating in a dark purple almost black sky of purple and turquoise stars and space dust. Clock reads 01:34 in a white retro font.
November 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM