Nate
@maggotbrain99.bsky.social
Aged hipster | Teacher | Catholic | Sober | Luddite consumer of Warhammer & 70s/80s comics | Heretic of Joyce, Hemingway, & O’Connor | Indie underground, extreme metal, and jazz purist | Fromage maestro | Iowan by day, existential custodian by night.
I'd be the Patron Saint of Nose Hair. Or maybe Ear Hair. maybe both. The Patron Saint of Unseemly Hair Growth.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'd be the Patron Saint of Nose Hair. Or maybe Ear Hair. maybe both. The Patron Saint of Unseemly Hair Growth.
Mean
Amoral
Greedy
Assholes.
Amoral
Greedy
Assholes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mean
Amoral
Greedy
Assholes.
Amoral
Greedy
Assholes.
This is great! Maybe I can get my MAGA students to read Gatsby now!! 😉
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is great! Maybe I can get my MAGA students to read Gatsby now!! 😉
Probably the best thing I've read in 5 years. Wow.
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Probably the best thing I've read in 5 years. Wow.
2025: Dumbest Year in American History
September 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
2025: Dumbest Year in American History
what does "high quality 24 karat gold" even mean? it's just 24 karat gold. all 24 karat gold is the same. 🤷♂️
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
what does "high quality 24 karat gold" even mean? it's just 24 karat gold. all 24 karat gold is the same. 🤷♂️
i believe there were non-stupid people right after 9-11 who saw that as an extinction burst as well.
September 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i believe there were non-stupid people right after 9-11 who saw that as an extinction burst as well.
go through any local cemetary and count the number of child gravestones before the early 50's. count them after..... you'll notice a thing.
September 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
go through any local cemetary and count the number of child gravestones before the early 50's. count them after..... you'll notice a thing.
South Carolina has higher than average crime rates, ranking eighth-worst for violent crimes and eleventh-worst for property crimes nationally as of early 2025.
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
South Carolina has higher than average crime rates, ranking eighth-worst for violent crimes and eleventh-worst for property crimes nationally as of early 2025.
As Camus said, "The Onion is the lie through which we tell the truth."
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As Camus said, "The Onion is the lie through which we tell the truth."
A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Butthole. A testament to Joyce's greatest that you can put "butthole" 3 different places here.
June 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Butthole. A testament to Joyce's greatest that you can put "butthole" 3 different places here.
Is JD Vance on that carrier?!
May 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Is JD Vance on that carrier?!