Maggie Lamond Simone
@maggiesimone.bsky.social
Writer (“From Beer to Maternity”; “Body Punishment“). Professor (“indoctrinater”). Parent. GSD fan. Buffalo Bills fan (“Be good. Do good. God bless. Go Bills.”). Will not obey in advance (“8647”).
I can’t even with the president anymore. “Retarded”? I’m with Walz. Release the MRI.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I can’t even with the president anymore. “Retarded”? I’m with Walz. Release the MRI.
Now he’s saying “release the files.” Makes me wonder how much of them have been “lost” or redacted in the intervening months. 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Now he’s saying “release the files.” Makes me wonder how much of them have been “lost” or redacted in the intervening months. 🤔
Impeach. Remove. Imprison.
And release the Epstein files.
And release the Epstein files.
September 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Impeach. Remove. Imprison.
And release the Epstein files.
And release the Epstein files.
Now is a good time to discuss the First Amendment free speech clause and what it protects. It means that in most cases, the government can’t punish you for speech even if your employer can. Suspending Kimmel, if in response government threats, violates free speech. Thanks for coming to Ted Talk.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Now is a good time to discuss the First Amendment free speech clause and what it protects. It means that in most cases, the government can’t punish you for speech even if your employer can. Suspending Kimmel, if in response government threats, violates free speech. Thanks for coming to Ted Talk.
I would very much like to see the rhetoric toned down in this country before more people are killed over it. But it has to begin with accepting the facts. I will not agree with lies just to assuage someone else’s irrational anger.
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September 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I would very much like to see the rhetoric toned down in this country before more people are killed over it. But it has to begin with accepting the facts. I will not agree with lies just to assuage someone else’s irrational anger.
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So Trump is at Arthur Ashe stadium, named for a black man who died from HIV (the funding for research and overseas treatment of which he has canceled), watching two foreigners compete.
At least he didn’t escalate his hypocrisy by attending the women’s final yesterday. 👍
At least he didn’t escalate his hypocrisy by attending the women’s final yesterday. 👍
September 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So Trump is at Arthur Ashe stadium, named for a black man who died from HIV (the funding for research and overseas treatment of which he has canceled), watching two foreigners compete.
At least he didn’t escalate his hypocrisy by attending the women’s final yesterday. 👍
At least he didn’t escalate his hypocrisy by attending the women’s final yesterday. 👍
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That’s my Gibbs in front. So damn proud of him … and myself. The trainers who have helped him get here - from three years ago of lunging and pulling me down repeatedly - have been amazing. #gsd #reactiveGSD
That’s my Gibbs in front. So damn proud of him … and myself. The trainers who have helped him get here - from three years ago of lunging and pulling me down repeatedly - have been amazing. #gsd #reactiveGSD
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September 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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That’s my Gibbs in front. So damn proud of him … and myself. The trainers who have helped him get here - from three years ago of lunging and pulling me down repeatedly - have been amazing. #gsd #reactiveGSD
That’s my Gibbs in front. So damn proud of him … and myself. The trainers who have helped him get here - from three years ago of lunging and pulling me down repeatedly - have been amazing. #gsd #reactiveGSD
I have a reactive GSD I’ve been working with for four years. Went on a pack walk this morning and he did GREAT.
Wanted to share some good news for a change.
Wanted to share some good news for a change.
September 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have a reactive GSD I’ve been working with for four years. Went on a pack walk this morning and he did GREAT.
Wanted to share some good news for a change.
Wanted to share some good news for a change.
I live in a blue state. I’m grateful for the protections that living here affords. Having said that, I also grew up in the United States of America, and I’m furious with this administration and the circumstances that gave rise to it, for breaking us apart.
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September 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I live in a blue state. I’m grateful for the protections that living here affords. Having said that, I also grew up in the United States of America, and I’m furious with this administration and the circumstances that gave rise to it, for breaking us apart.
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If you don’t believe that Trump’s authoritarianism can be defeated, look at how scared MAGA is of chalk:
FHP also arrested a man at a crosswalk near Pulse in Orlando last night. The bizarre story of the arrest is related below by Fox35 Orlando.
This is so pitifully embarrassing for the state.
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This is so pitifully embarrassing for the state.
via www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-arr...
August 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you don’t believe that Trump’s authoritarianism can be defeated, look at how scared MAGA is of chalk:
That so many were so excited by the possibility that our president had passed away is such a sad state of affairs. 😞
August 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That so many were so excited by the possibility that our president had passed away is such a sad state of affairs. 😞
So much exciting stuff going on in D.C. oh and release the Epstein files. The real ones. All of them.
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So much exciting stuff going on in D.C. oh and release the Epstein files. The real ones. All of them.
Christ is tiring getting up every morning thinking, what fresh hell awaits today?
August 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Christ is tiring getting up every morning thinking, what fresh hell awaits today?
Our President (DJT!) is Making this Country into a dictatorship with Every passing day! I’m Embarrassed to be an American and Hope that We the people and those we Elected can do Something - ANYTHING - to get this Low-IQ individual OUT OF OFFICE!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
August 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Our President (DJT!) is Making this Country into a dictatorship with Every passing day! I’m Embarrassed to be an American and Hope that We the people and those we Elected can do Something - ANYTHING - to get this Low-IQ individual OUT OF OFFICE!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Don’t care that they lost. Just that they’re back.
August 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Don’t care that they lost. Just that they’re back.
Pssst … a simple chart with an upward arrow is FUCKING MEANINGLESS. Unless you’re 5, in which case … good job! You drew an arrow!! 👏👏👏👏
August 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pssst … a simple chart with an upward arrow is FUCKING MEANINGLESS. Unless you’re 5, in which case … good job! You drew an arrow!! 👏👏👏👏
So … Epstein files? Still a thing, or are we on to investigating three presidents ago?
August 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So … Epstein files? Still a thing, or are we on to investigating three presidents ago?
Who did not see this coming? Raise your hands. Then slap yourself in the head.
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Senate Republicans Vote to Allow Trump to Keep Gifted Qatari Jet After Leaving Office
Republican on the House Committee of Appropriations voted against an amendment prohibiting President Donald Trump from keeping the Qatari plane after his term.
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July 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Who did not see this coming? Raise your hands. Then slap yourself in the head.
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Wondering if Trump knows that the “crazed lunatic” in Manhattan was an America-born citizen and the cop killed was an immigrant. Kind of goes against the narrative, doesn’t it? 🤔
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wondering if Trump knows that the “crazed lunatic” in Manhattan was an America-born citizen and the cop killed was an immigrant. Kind of goes against the narrative, doesn’t it? 🤔
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Health officials in Gaza say at least 14 Palestinians have starved to death over the past day, bringing the total to at least 147, including 88 children.
July 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Health officials in Gaza say at least 14 Palestinians have starved to death over the past day, bringing the total to at least 147, including 88 children.
To the casual observer, between the 1600 Jan. 6 convicted criminals, the criminal Tate brothers, the Mexican cartel members and convicted murderer Dahud Ortiz, it seems Trump is more interested in letting criminals into the country than getting them out.
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
To the casual observer, between the 1600 Jan. 6 convicted criminals, the criminal Tate brothers, the Mexican cartel members and convicted murderer Dahud Ortiz, it seems Trump is more interested in letting criminals into the country than getting them out.
Go ahead and rename the Kennedy Center after Melania, you nitwit. First day dems are back in power they’ll rename it after Michelle Obama - or better yet, Rosie O’Donnell. Just for fun.
July 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Go ahead and rename the Kennedy Center after Melania, you nitwit. First day dems are back in power they’ll rename it after Michelle Obama - or better yet, Rosie O’Donnell. Just for fun.
lol. How obvious, really, can they be?
Epstein. Still want Epstein files. Why? Because we’re not 5-year-olds distracted by shiny things. FFS.
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Epstein. Still want Epstein files. Why? Because we’re not 5-year-olds distracted by shiny things. FFS.
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July 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
lol. How obvious, really, can they be?
Epstein. Still want Epstein files. Why? Because we’re not 5-year-olds distracted by shiny things. FFS.
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Epstein. Still want Epstein files. Why? Because we’re not 5-year-olds distracted by shiny things. FFS.
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So … the Astronomer CEO resigned after being Coldplayed but Trump was elected -twice - after admitting on tape that he enjoys sexually assaulting women. 🤔
July 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So … the Astronomer CEO resigned after being Coldplayed but Trump was elected -twice - after admitting on tape that he enjoys sexually assaulting women. 🤔
I’m no expert, but it seems like people waiting for aid should be off-limits. 🤔
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73 people killed waiting for humanitarian aid across Gaza, Palestinian Health Ministry says
The Palestinian Health Ministry says that 73 people have been killed while waiting for aid at locations across Gaza.
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July 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’m no expert, but it seems like people waiting for aid should be off-limits. 🤔
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