Maggie Serenity 🏳️⚧️
@maggieserenity.bsky.social
Writer of fine speculative/queer fiction. She/it/yinz. Plural. Deer fur. Proud manic pixie dream queer. Studying to be a Gaelic Polytheist. Virulently anti-Evangelical. Intersex. Trans Magneto.
BF: @jaycethebunny.bsky.social
BF: @jaycethebunny.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Say your vitamins, take your prayers and always eat at Pastamania.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Say your vitamins, take your prayers and always eat at Pastamania.
This is not a rom-com about Billy Joel's former drummer, the legendary Liberty DeVito. I know. I'm disappointed as well.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is not a rom-com about Billy Joel's former drummer, the legendary Liberty DeVito. I know. I'm disappointed as well.
Um... Who is this for, exactly?
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Um... Who is this for, exactly?
Well, this game show aged like milk...
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well, this game show aged like milk...
A deep cut for the girlies:
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A deep cut for the girlies:
Quality Street candy wrappers have joined Tootsie Rolls and Aldi brand fruit leather on my floor.
My nighttime snacking problem has gone international!
My nighttime snacking problem has gone international!
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Quality Street candy wrappers have joined Tootsie Rolls and Aldi brand fruit leather on my floor.
My nighttime snacking problem has gone international!
My nighttime snacking problem has gone international!
"...So then I saw Handler in downtown Winnepeg wearin' her leather tuque, eh? And I go up to her and I asked her... You know what I asked her? I asked her what it was like bein' with Sartha Thrace, eh?
"She... She just looked at me and said 'I don't fuck dogs, eh? Now get outta here, ya hoser!'"
"She... She just looked at me and said 'I don't fuck dogs, eh? Now get outta here, ya hoser!'"
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"...So then I saw Handler in downtown Winnepeg wearin' her leather tuque, eh? And I go up to her and I asked her... You know what I asked her? I asked her what it was like bein' with Sartha Thrace, eh?
"She... She just looked at me and said 'I don't fuck dogs, eh? Now get outta here, ya hoser!'"
"She... She just looked at me and said 'I don't fuck dogs, eh? Now get outta here, ya hoser!'"
I found the most puppygirl coded movie ever last night. It's called "Bark," a 2002 film about a woman going full puupy.
This movie is insane. The MC spends the runtime barking, getting pets from Lisa Kudrow and confounding Hank Azaria. She even goes "off the leash."
It's on Fawesome. Watch it.
This movie is insane. The MC spends the runtime barking, getting pets from Lisa Kudrow and confounding Hank Azaria. She even goes "off the leash."
It's on Fawesome. Watch it.
October 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I found the most puppygirl coded movie ever last night. It's called "Bark," a 2002 film about a woman going full puupy.
This movie is insane. The MC spends the runtime barking, getting pets from Lisa Kudrow and confounding Hank Azaria. She even goes "off the leash."
It's on Fawesome. Watch it.
This movie is insane. The MC spends the runtime barking, getting pets from Lisa Kudrow and confounding Hank Azaria. She even goes "off the leash."
It's on Fawesome. Watch it.
If we're dream casting here...
Handler: Allison Janey
Sartha: trans wrestler Giselle Shaw
Kiyone: Quinta Brunson from "Abbott Elementary"
Handler: Allison Janey
Sartha: trans wrestler Giselle Shaw
Kiyone: Quinta Brunson from "Abbott Elementary"
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If we're dream casting here...
Handler: Allison Janey
Sartha: trans wrestler Giselle Shaw
Kiyone: Quinta Brunson from "Abbott Elementary"
Handler: Allison Janey
Sartha: trans wrestler Giselle Shaw
Kiyone: Quinta Brunson from "Abbott Elementary"
With that in mind...
From a mid-80s episode of "Body Language:"
On the left is the celebrity, sketch comedian, one-hit wonder and "Mama," Vicki Lawrence. On the right is the contestant, a student named Butch Hartman.
You might know him as the creator of "Fairly Odd Parents" and "Danny Phantom."
From a mid-80s episode of "Body Language:"
On the left is the celebrity, sketch comedian, one-hit wonder and "Mama," Vicki Lawrence. On the right is the contestant, a student named Butch Hartman.
You might know him as the creator of "Fairly Odd Parents" and "Danny Phantom."
September 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
With that in mind...
From a mid-80s episode of "Body Language:"
On the left is the celebrity, sketch comedian, one-hit wonder and "Mama," Vicki Lawrence. On the right is the contestant, a student named Butch Hartman.
You might know him as the creator of "Fairly Odd Parents" and "Danny Phantom."
From a mid-80s episode of "Body Language:"
On the left is the celebrity, sketch comedian, one-hit wonder and "Mama," Vicki Lawrence. On the right is the contestant, a student named Butch Hartman.
You might know him as the creator of "Fairly Odd Parents" and "Danny Phantom."
Five years ago, I stayed with an Evangelical family out of sheer necessity. It fucked me up so badly I wrote about it.
CW: Transphobic slurs derived from a punchline of a "joke."
Part 1:
CW: Transphobic slurs derived from a punchline of a "joke."
Part 1:
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Five years ago, I stayed with an Evangelical family out of sheer necessity. It fucked me up so badly I wrote about it.
CW: Transphobic slurs derived from a punchline of a "joke."
Part 1:
CW: Transphobic slurs derived from a punchline of a "joke."
Part 1:
🍒The restaurant my Lovely and I were dining at had Fox 59 Indy on television. While watching, I noticed the headline below.
- This article is not on the website. I had to dig.
- They found 1 case of fraud. The chyron implies otherwise.
Conclusion: Fox 59 owner Nexstar pushes fascist propaganda.
- This article is not on the website. I had to dig.
- They found 1 case of fraud. The chyron implies otherwise.
Conclusion: Fox 59 owner Nexstar pushes fascist propaganda.
September 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
🍒The restaurant my Lovely and I were dining at had Fox 59 Indy on television. While watching, I noticed the headline below.
- This article is not on the website. I had to dig.
- They found 1 case of fraud. The chyron implies otherwise.
Conclusion: Fox 59 owner Nexstar pushes fascist propaganda.
- This article is not on the website. I had to dig.
- They found 1 case of fraud. The chyron implies otherwise.
Conclusion: Fox 59 owner Nexstar pushes fascist propaganda.
Price is Right could go pretty weird with their Showcase themes back in the day - anthropomorphic birds, dancing hamburgers, racism, etc. But dollification? Didn't see that coming.
September 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Price is Right could go pretty weird with their Showcase themes back in the day - anthropomorphic birds, dancing hamburgers, racism, etc. But dollification? Didn't see that coming.
EC3 is a fascist piece of shit. #wrestlesky
September 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
EC3 is a fascist piece of shit. #wrestlesky
My theyfriend bought me a collar and leash. They also wrote me a letter asking me to be their girlfriend.
I'm in heaven right now. 🥰
I'm in heaven right now. 🥰
August 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My theyfriend bought me a collar and leash. They also wrote me a letter asking me to be their girlfriend.
I'm in heaven right now. 🥰
I'm in heaven right now. 🥰
My theyfriend knows me so well...
August 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My theyfriend knows me so well...
The new name for my vagina just dropped.
August 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The new name for my vagina just dropped.
Trans folx: Penny the Gender Squid loves you.
August 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trans folx: Penny the Gender Squid loves you.
Hound finally gets to see his Handler again.
August 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hound finally gets to see his Handler again.
According to American culture, me telling stories about Brigid and Lugh and the ancestors is child abuse. But forcing people to support a "rehab" that claims the Bible can "cure" homelessness and who claims that medications are mind control? That's fine.
restorationhouseministries.org/1000-strong/
restorationhouseministries.org/1000-strong/
August 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
According to American culture, me telling stories about Brigid and Lugh and the ancestors is child abuse. But forcing people to support a "rehab" that claims the Bible can "cure" homelessness and who claims that medications are mind control? That's fine.
restorationhouseministries.org/1000-strong/
restorationhouseministries.org/1000-strong/
Ninth HRTversery!
Left: Me on my wedding day - 10/16/10
Right: Me now.
Left: Me on my wedding day - 10/16/10
Right: Me now.
August 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ninth HRTversery!
Left: Me on my wedding day - 10/16/10
Right: Me now.
Left: Me on my wedding day - 10/16/10
Right: Me now.