MaggiePie
@maggiepie808.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ she/her
18+only
26
Musician/Part-time gamer
Check out my band! https://open.spotify.com/artist/4V9ddoy7FGbZ3JJIaJQYqa?si=b09513afbe004d07
18+only
26
Musician/Part-time gamer
Check out my band! https://open.spotify.com/artist/4V9ddoy7FGbZ3JJIaJQYqa?si=b09513afbe004d07
Please Santa! Please bring me coal to heat my house!
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Please Santa! Please bring me coal to heat my house!
Literally PERFECT!!!! 💜💜💜
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Literally PERFECT!!!! 💜💜💜
Turkey sammich boutta go cwazy
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Turkey sammich boutta go cwazy
You’ve been working so hard lately. You absolutely deserve a break 💜
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You’ve been working so hard lately. You absolutely deserve a break 💜
(To the tune of “Whip It” - DEVO)
When a Bubsy comes along (you must Doob it)
Before the honey sets too long (you must Doob it)
When the woods are goin wrong (you must Doob it)
When a Bubsy comes along (you must Doob it)
Before the honey sets too long (you must Doob it)
When the woods are goin wrong (you must Doob it)
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
(To the tune of “Whip It” - DEVO)
When a Bubsy comes along (you must Doob it)
Before the honey sets too long (you must Doob it)
When the woods are goin wrong (you must Doob it)
When a Bubsy comes along (you must Doob it)
Before the honey sets too long (you must Doob it)
When the woods are goin wrong (you must Doob it)
Toss in a 6 pack of angry orchard and you’ve got a deal
October 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Toss in a 6 pack of angry orchard and you’ve got a deal
Let’s make a deal. I’ll give you half of my blood for some ribs and fried cabbage.
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Let’s make a deal. I’ll give you half of my blood for some ribs and fried cabbage.
Oh boy what did he do this time?
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh boy what did he do this time?
yippee!! yippee!! yippee!! yippee!!
October 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
yippee!! yippee!! yippee!! yippee!!
Damn we really got Doobs before GTA 6 smdh
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Damn we really got Doobs before GTA 6 smdh
Nothing like the good doctor’s fix-it tincture 🥤
September 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nothing like the good doctor’s fix-it tincture 🥤
There’s a simple solution here. Make a fresh cup of coffee and then siphon the creamer out of your car and into the cup
September 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There’s a simple solution here. Make a fresh cup of coffee and then siphon the creamer out of your car and into the cup
Is it because you use gasoline as coffee creamer?
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Is it because you use gasoline as coffee creamer?
You certainly are a bear who talks a lot 👀
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You certainly are a bear who talks a lot 👀
This is the most insane poetry I’ve ever read
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is the most insane poetry I’ve ever read
*nodding nodding nodding*
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
*nodding nodding nodding*
Woah woah hang on just a second. Do YOU mean to tell ME that I, too, can have beef jerky to break my fast???
September 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Woah woah hang on just a second. Do YOU mean to tell ME that I, too, can have beef jerky to break my fast???
My fuckin p a n c a k e s
September 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My fuckin p a n c a k e s
🎶Despite all my rage, I am still just a bear in a cage🎵
September 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🎶Despite all my rage, I am still just a bear in a cage🎵