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Maggie Parkhill
@maggiepea.bsky.social
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📍 East End girlie
🎭 Arts + culture
💄 Messy but, like, in a Sofia Coppola way
💀 Probably doomscrolling
✌🏻 she/her
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Nothing tops Hermes in terms of price but this is a whole genre of purse.
Text: Louis Vuitton is releasing an $18,000 lobster-shaped bag. A picture of the bag, which is just as silly-looking as it sounds. Jennifer Tilly holds a purse on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Text: Louis Vuitton Boat Purse, $33,000
September 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Who needs an alarm clock?
My cat Rupert is like, RIGHT in my face. We’re on my bed, and morning light comes in through the window behind him.
September 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The right: It’s DISGUSTING to celebrate political violence.
Also the right:
Kyle Rittenhouse (BLEGH) walks on stage surrounded by pyrotechnics in front of an adoring crowd.
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Jesse Waters on Fox News. Headline: Zohran the Destroyer Wrecks Dem Party Arrested Development meme, slightly adjusted: “Good for him.”
June 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The Blue Jays sucking this bad on Pride Night feels homophobic
The Rogers Centre stadium behind 3rd base in the 500s. The CN tower in the distance.
June 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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My baby ❤️
My cat, Rupert, in a close-up shot. He’s brown and black and has a white chin and long white whiskers.
June 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I couldn’t sleep because I was doomscrolling, so I forced myself to stop and go outside to look at the Strawberry Moon. 10/10 would recommend. The news will still be there in the morning, but you’ll be better rested, and therefore better equipped to do something about it.
A screenshot of the Night Sky app, which shows the moon, as well as other sky stuff like Scorpius and the Hubble Space Telescope.
June 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Ok but hear me out #survivor48
A picture of Joe holding Eva’s face on Survivor 48, next to a picture of Joel holding Ella’s face in The Last of Us, with the line “Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” Underneath, Pam from the office is pictured, saying, “They’re the same picture.”
May 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I don’t think so, honey!
Honeybees in a hive, close-up.
May 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Happy Mother’s Day to the woman whose face I stole! @charlotteprong.bsky.social
A screenshot of my profile picture next to my mom’s. We both have short brown, wavy hair, green eyes, and we’re making the exact same expression. Uncanny! Underneath, my text to her. Which reads: “Us: I don’t think we look alike anymore! Also us:”
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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If Hollywood is gonna keep reheating nachos they should at least give us the IP we’re all waiting for
A still from Wishbone Classics: Romeo & Juliet, in which Romeo is played by a jack russell terrier in a Shakespearean costume and a rose in his mouth.
May 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Exactly. THIS is the problem:
A graphic from Media Matters shows that overwhelmingly the biggest digital creators with the most followers are right-leaning (and several notable names, including Joe Rogan, Russell Brand, Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens, and others are well known for spreading misinformation and disinformation.
April 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Fun story about this photo: During my friend’s bachelor party, we ran out to grab snacks. When we left the store we screamed in the parking lot because of THIS sunset. We drove down to the water to take it all in and had to pull over because we were giggling too hard to drive. #filmphotography 🎞️
An orange sunset over a lake, the black silhouette of trees in the foreground. The sky above the sunset is a deep blue. Taken on an Olympus Trip 35.
April 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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It’s all so awful. So here’s today’s to-do list:

Take a few deep breaths. Make your warm morning drink. Hang out with your pet if you have one. Get some fresh air.

Then find a way to help.
April 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Girl, the CEO who sent you into space is killing our planet with next-day shipping. I beg you to get a grip.
A screenshot of a live blog on the Blue Origins launch, which includes a quote from Katy Perry: Speaking about singing ‘What a Wonderful Life’ on the descent, she says it’s not about her and that “it is all for the benefit of Earth”. The experience today is only second to being a mother, she says.
April 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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This could be us but you’re p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶ rapidly descending into fascism
A thrifted collared shirt has an enormous Canadian flag running vertically down one side and an enormous American flag running down the other.
April 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Long live Jasper. ❤️ May, 2023. #photooftheday #travel
The Rocky Mountains in the distance, with tall, green coniferous trees in front of them. The trees and mountains are perfectly reflected in a smooth, blue-green lake. The sky is sunny and blue.
April 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Still trying to figure out how to make my old Olympus Trip 35 work better indoors (as of right now I cannot be arsed to set up a flash for casual use) but sometimes the results are sweet regardless 🪩 #filmphotography 🎞️
A disco ball hangs in the dark, glowing dark blue in the low light.
April 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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This is a flower stan account #bloomscrolling 💐 #nikon #photography 📷
Purple flowers bloom in a garden. The plants around it are a lush green. In the background, a brick wall that surrounds the garden is covered in ivy and other greenery. Scotland, 2018. Pink, orange, and yellow roses grow tall outside a white home. The home has pillars on its porch that hold up a balcony with black iron rails. Notting Hill, 2018. Pink flowers growing atop a covered patio are bathed in orange light from the sunset. The sky is blue, and there is a palm tree in the background. Santorini, 2018. Pink flowers bloom, hiding a pink house with small white windows mostly from view. The sky is grey. Notting Hill, 2018.
April 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Capri, Italy, 2018. #nikon #photography
The Faraglione di Mezzo, one of three famous rock formations in the waters of Capri, Italy. A large grey rock protrudes out of a bright blue sea. The rock has a natural arch in the middle of it that boats can drive through. In this photo, a small blue and white boat passes through the archway. Blue skies and a white cloud can be seen on the other side of the archway.
April 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I don’t care if it’s cringe, big ups to Bluesky for bringing back #Caturday
My cat Rupert, blurry in motion, sticks his little nose so close to the camera, giving it an almost fishbowl effect. His nose is red, his chin is white, and he has long white whiskers. He has green eyes, and his coat is black and brown.
March 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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My nurse tends to me. 🐱
My cat Rupert has brown-and-black stripes and a white chin, a red nose and green eyes. Here, he’s winking because his face is smooshed into a white comforter as he lies on his side on my bed.
March 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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If you are not sick right now, I need you to stop what you’re doing and take a moment to appreciate that, because I’m five days in without any improvement and I am going BONKERS.
Jerry Gergich, a character on the TV show Parks and Recreation, coughs in a bright green quarantine tent. On the front is a red sign with large yellow text that reads: KEEP AWAY, FLU PATIENT.
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Meandering in Paris, 2023. #filmphotography 🎞️
A stone bridge across the Seine in Paris. The sky is grey, so the water looks very dark. cross the bridge is the Palais de la Cité, a castle-like building that housed the Kings of France before becoming the centre of the French justice system. During the French Revolution, Marie Antoinette was kept there as a prisoner.
March 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Scotland, take me back ❤️ Castle Douglas, 2018. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #nikon #photography
It’s sunny in Scotland! One large tree sits to the right of the photo in the middle of a rolling, green field. White spots are seen across the field - zoom in, and you can see that they’re sheep! In the distance, a small farm.
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM