maggie
@maggieolmsted.bsky.social
freelance writer/comedian/friend
leaving an american flag on the moon was pretty guache, no?
June 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
leaving an american flag on the moon was pretty guache, no?
Reposted by maggie
Get a noguchi lamp in the oval office STAT
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December 20, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Get a noguchi lamp in the oval office STAT
LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE WITH @maggieolmsted.bsky.social HERE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
difficult to dispute charges at dermatologist’s office when staff knows intimately of my scalp problem
December 12, 2024 at 3:25 PM
difficult to dispute charges at dermatologist’s office when staff knows intimately of my scalp problem
hour 7 of an 8 hour flight, no calzone yet
December 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
hour 7 of an 8 hour flight, no calzone yet
no hook on the back of the bathroom door is barbarous
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 AM
no hook on the back of the bathroom door is barbarous
i would’ve pardoned my son. i would pardon a lot of people tbh. that’s just what i’m like i guess
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 AM
i would’ve pardoned my son. i would pardon a lot of people tbh. that’s just what i’m like i guess
guy in front of me on my flight is leaned so far back in his seat that i cannot open my laptop
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 AM
guy in front of me on my flight is leaned so far back in his seat that i cannot open my laptop
airdropping this to my dad at the dinner table
November 30, 2024 at 1:50 AM
airdropping this to my dad at the dinner table
she’s being mercurial!😧 run!!
November 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
she’s being mercurial!😧 run!!
trying to do my thing on this app amid gen xers earnestly sharing book recommendations
November 20, 2024 at 6:41 PM
trying to do my thing on this app amid gen xers earnestly sharing book recommendations
this app feels empty without one million bots talking to each other and liking things and creating a false economy of engagement
November 20, 2024 at 6:32 PM
this app feels empty without one million bots talking to each other and liking things and creating a false economy of engagement
yesterday a client asked me to translate an asset into chinese and japanese and i said i didn’t know chinese or japanese and she was like “i know”
November 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
yesterday a client asked me to translate an asset into chinese and japanese and i said i didn’t know chinese or japanese and she was like “i know”
receiving a slack message
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
receiving a slack message
taking on new social media account in hopes of gaining internet notoriety while continuing to lack the mental discipline to respond to texts
November 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
taking on new social media account in hopes of gaining internet notoriety while continuing to lack the mental discipline to respond to texts
appears to be many literary agents and publishing professionals on this app
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 PM
appears to be many literary agents and publishing professionals on this app
app feed is deeply unfunny, that’s no problem
November 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
app feed is deeply unfunny, that’s no problem
joining this app after having failed to give a shit about threads
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
joining this app after having failed to give a shit about threads